DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but im using AF's profile and you won't beleive me
Tell me how to prove I am erible

I would, but I don't know enough about you..

Tell me where the name erible came from

(I know)

I would, but I knew before anyone

make me un-sick

I would, but I don't want your cold, I just got over mine

Tell me why world's dumbest stopped airing on CI

I would, but I really have no idea why.

Stop the insanity!

WHat inSAnIty!?!?! O_o
Learn Polish

I would, but i'm distinctly un-multilingual

Tell me why my tradeoff is being the best in school at English, but one of the worse in Chinese...

I would, but no ones posted on this thread for about a week

tell me if you know the muffin man
relevant post to corrupt a wish post is relevant.

I would, but I MAY of eaten him a couple hours ago :)

Tell me why you didn't post here for that long

I would but I don't know
Make all the 2010 regulars get on more often (agent, snowboy, oneirologist, anyone else i forgot)

I would, but other than snow, they're pretty much strangers

Tell me why ___ is so ___, she just goes and ___ while being battered by ___, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE WORK???

I don't know
Eat Paper

I would, but I just ate some pens, and i;m full...seriously, I have eaten a pen before

Tell me why I like crunchy things

I would, but how I am I supposed to know

make me ace my math test tomorrow (i suck at math)

I would, but even if I send a cheat sheet, it won't get to you for a while

Make me English teacher stop annoying me

I would, but I am secretly your english teacher!

make a new page in this thread

I would, but it's not time yet

Tell me why you lied about your age, you're not my age, you're like, 50...

I would, but i swear to something very important I'm 15
Tell me your life story in 1 sentence

I would, but not right now, in a few seconds....
Tell me why this is my life

Never had a single friend, hated by every person I meet, has never smiled because not one thing in my life is happy

I would, but it all made you who you are
...tell me where you got the idea I was 50 xD

I would, but you inferred it

Tell me why Eri is secretly my 50 year old English teacher :(

I would, but then it wouldn't be a secret ;D

don't talk about me (your English teacher) or an internet forum!

I would, but since I know that you're my english teacher now, I have lost all respect and like for you

Tell me why I can't think of anything to write

I would, but how am I supposed to know

tell me your favorite song

I would, but I don't exactly have 1, I have a few songs tied up there

Tell me your's

(I'll PM ya mine if ya want)