DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but you didn't tell me yours

kill me

I would, but I like you too much

kill me

(I bet you were just looking for that compliment huh?)

i would, but I don't like to kill people

realize I was out of things to say xD

I would, but i'm way too stubborn

Make me bothered enough to write the long version

I NEED MA COFFEE!!!

I would, but I don't wanna force you to do anything

tell me the time in your city

I would, but I doubt you could figure out the exact time that's nearly 2 hours past noon

Get that that wasn't an insult, and that I was just telling you without actually telling you

I SPOKE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 MONTHS!!!

Albeit it was only 1 word...

I would, but i wasn't part of that conversation
Plat travian

I would, but ummm...plat?

Tell me, What's plat?

I would but I dont know.


Bmyo y Vehym Vyhdyco kysa

English is my only language

Is that Swedish or Czech?

It is neither it is Al Bhed a fictionaly language from the game Final Fantasy X.

Make sure that the Czech girl at my school comes to my house friday to eat.

I would if I knew her

LEAVE ME ALLOOOOONNNEEE!!!

I would, but you're using all caps

make tomorrow from 8-8:46am not exist

I would, but I don't know why, PM me

Tell me why in the PM...and make me bothered to write the long version of my PM

I would but I have nothing to PM you about.

Make the girl sitting across from me realize that I like her and that I am great!

I would, but you should do it yourself, builds character

Make me take my own advice, I stopped liking her recently, but I liked the same girl from grade 4-9 and couldn't even talk to her

I would but I dont know where you are.

Invent an injection that gives you artificial courage to talk to girls.

I would, but the government would probably ban it

Tell my why the government bans and takes away things that would help the world

I would, but then they'd probably take away the Internet.

Tell me why I'm so tired this evening.

I would, If I knew your sleep habits

Tell me your sleep schedule

I would but that would allow you to invade my dreams easier.

STAY OUT OF MY HEAD

I would, but I'm just to curious

MAKE ME FORGET THE THINGS I SAW IN YOUR HEAD!!!

I would but that would mean killing you and I dont want to do that.

Tell me how you can be so likeable online and claim to not be irl

I would, but it would require writing a very long PM, I still need to write that for someone else, and still can't be bothered

Make me bothered

I would,but I can only help you so far
chill the fuck out