DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but im not on the phone
Listin to the Get Lucid Podcast

I would get it, but I'm enjoying the music at the moment.

Send me back in time.

I would, but I don't know how.

Bring me some cookie dough ice cream.

I would, but I ate it all.

Cheer me up.

I would, but I don't know where you are.

Heal the cuts on my hands.

I would, but blood makes me puke.

Give me enough money to move to a different state.

I would but I don't know what state you're in.

Give me some vicodin to kill the pain.

I would but I don't have any.

Fix me.

I would, but how are you broken?

Tell me how.

My heart's a little broken right now. :(

Make me a chocolate cake.

I would, but I'm about to go to bed.

i wou......

-.-

i would but dont get mad at me.
lemme sleep now

I would but you're too much fun to keep awake.

Make me not have a monster hangover in the morning.

I would but it all depends on how much you drink. Hopefully very little or preferably none at all if drinking's proven to be a problem in the past. =/

Put yourself in a good mood.

I can't. Nothing is working.

Make me feel less depressed right now.

I'd give you a hug and listen to you whine/vent but you live too far away for me to get there any time soon.

Try exercise, it's supposed to be good for relieving depression. Do jumping jacks or something. =/

I am going to look like a crazy person doing jumping jacks in the middle of a coffee shop parking lot. :shock:

First you gotta put your neck into it. Don't stop just do it do it.

I would but I don't know you well enough. :P

Exercise when you get home.

I would, but I have a cold
Make this winter the coldest on record!

I would, but I don't want to.

Don't irritate me anymore.

I'd stop but I'm such a pest that I can't help but bug you.

Sleep through an entire day.

I would, but I am not like zhalin
Tell me if i spelt that right

i would, but i dont want tew

tell me what you want to do

I would but I don't know you well enough.

Clean my house for me.