DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but school is a bitch and won't let me sleep in
Find your dream guide

I would, but he/she/it seems to be hiding from me.

Help me find it. =//

I would, but that involves shared dreaming, and I am working on that with my Girlfriend
Find a shared dreaming partner

Awwww =)
And I can't because I'm not quite that good at LDing yet =/

Are you wondering why I haven't left yet?
I am now. =/

EDIT: lol combined two SB threads

hey you, down there, go somewhere special today.

I would, but today is almost over
Do it anyway, im not good at LDing but I still try :)

So are you telling me to go somewhere special? No can do, superglued myself to the seat..

Why don't you go and... Eat some chocolate chip ice cream? It's your favorite brand too, apparently

I would, but I haven't had dinner yet.

Make me some key lime pie.

I would, but the citric acid in the limes would make my hands hurt... P:

Go and get a shave!

I would, but I'm waiting for Herman Cain to be elected president.
http://dc-cdn.virtacore.com/2010/09/Herman-Cain.jpg
Get drunk and have sex.

I would but I don't drink. Or have indiscriminate sex.

Shave your head.

I would, but I'd look ugly.

Damn it Dave. D:<

Hold me. :3

I would, but I'm not gay.

Find me a girl to hold.

I would but I'd rather spend my time finding a girl for myself.

Also, you've got to be open to new experiences, kid. :P Maybe that's why you have trouble finding a girlfriend, maybe you're actually gay and you unconsciously project an air of frustration around women and end up scaring them off. Then again, I can't find a girlfriend either and I always end up being the friend that they call when they want to rant about their boyfriend or they want to go shopping. Oh God... :paranoid:

:P

Push someone off a bike.

I would, but I'd have to be on something faster than a bike to catch them.

Gimme a beat

I can't because I can't give you a good reason.

Talk to me, please.

I would, but you need to get on chat
Get on chat

I would but I don't exactly want to.

Drink milk. It's good for your bones.

SNIPER!!!

No, because I don't wanna.

Help me figure out how to get on chat.

I would, but I need a question to give you a answer
Give me a question

Nah, I'm on it brooo. idk lol

Talk to me now.

Sniped... Can't talk to you, but I can send you messages (I don't have a headset or microphone) Can't do that without reversing the polarity of the topic's trajectory, in turn creating a black hole and destroying the solar system... Wait what...

Make sure nobody breaks into my house tonight pleaase :3

I would, but I can't be bothered staying up
Make it snow!

I would, but I'm satan, and I like it hott.

Sell me your soul.

I would but momma said to stay away from the devil.

Do something to make the person (physically) closest to you happy.