DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I need something in return
Give me something for my services

I would, but I don't have any carb cleaner left. I used it to kill stink bugs and bees.

Make all the stupid people go away.

I would but theres way to many to kill

Help me kill them

Granted, I don't want to corrupt this one, but I have to.

Fire the SPSM's (stupid people seeking missiles)

I would, but what determines if they're stupid?

Make gas cheap.

I would, but I don't have that kind of power.

Make my knee stop hurting.

I would but I can't because you have no avatar with boobs anymore

Send me love

I would, but love is a dirty, four-letter word.

Make this day fly by.

I would, but today is already over for me
Help me dream share

I would share but I'm greedy.

Talk to that person you've always wanted to say hi to.

I would, but I can't think of anything to say.

Tell me why anyone would ever want to buy a Chevy.

I would but I don't know much about cars.

Don't think about pink elephants.

I would but I didn't read your command.

Cure my headache.

I would, but I'm fresh out of super powers.

Repack the bowl.

I don't know what that means

Tell me what that means while you practice sword swallowing on a tightrope while on a unciycle, and don't say it's impossible because it's not!

I would but I would surely die.

Reloaddd the bowl.

I would darling, but I am far to busy.. looking delicious.. JUDGE FUDGEEEE!!

Put that sun tan lotion on my back, pretty please :))

I would, but that would look queer
Get a hot bikini babe to stick sun tan lotion onto Unelias' Back

I would but, I would rather get her to lotion ME up. Better yet, the other way around.

Make me have a lucid dream tonight.

I would but no. :P

Have a lucid dream tonight.

i would, but if i make an excuse, it would kill my chances.

have sex with yourself

I would, but I will in about an hour.

Make me have a nice vivid dream. And remember it.

I would but I don't have to do that. You can do it yourself. I know you can
Encourage dave

I would, but I can't encourage myself.

Encourage me.

I would but you can do it!!!!!!

Come smoke with me