DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but you have to do me a favor first......

Touch me... be gentle

I would but I like it rough

drown your sorrow in a bottle

I would, but the bottle is empty.

Bring me another bottle.

I would, but...

Do something funny.

I would, but I Decided to bring you a beer instead
Don't drink light beer

I would, but light beer gives me a hangover before I even get drunk.

Make it not rain today so I may go on my photo shoot without the rain gear.

I would, but rain makes corn; corn makes whiskey.

Listen to some country music.

I would but I dont feel like listening to music right now.


Build a time machine so that we can go back in time and meet the man in black. Johnny Cash is one of my favorite singers.

I would, but i'd use the time machine for more then just meeting a famous singer
text me

I would but I'm sure that'd be expensive.

Save my life.

I would but I didnt know you were in danger and its probably too late now.

Stand between a clown and a joker!

I would, but clowns are kinda scary.

Fly me to N. Dakota.

I would, but my flying dragon is having stomach issues and refuses to fly.

Go make me a pickle sandwich.

I would, but I don't think I have any pickles.

Fetch me a drink.

I would, but I don't have any legs.

Go turn the light on.

I would, but my computer is the light
Make my eyes invincible

I would, but I don't know how.

Make my fever go away.

I would, but I can't afford to give you any meds
Send all the snow to New Zealand!

I would, but I don't have New Zealand's address.

Write me a song!

I would but... no.

Write me a song!

I would but since you wont write me a song, I don't find you worthy of a son

Go cry me a river. :p

I would, but I don't know what kind of music you like.

I would, but I don't cry. ...ever...

Tell me what your favorite color is.

Camouflage.

Favorite food?

I'd tell you but I'm pretty sure you meant to post that in the Answer The Question Above thread.

Make someone smile today.

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Originally Posted by Zarena

I don't find you worthy of a son

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Oh well, I've always wanted daughter anyways. :P