DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I did.

Make someone laugh tomorrow.

I would, but all my jokes are lame
Make a prediction

I would, but it would probably turn out wrong.

Suggest something yummy and below 200 calories for breakfast.

I would but I don't pay attention to the number of calories.

Change the world.

I would, but I'm just not that motivated.

Slap yourself silly.

I would but that'd just be silly.

Stop that.

I would, but you can't make me! :cheeky:

Make all the people who irritate me disappear!

I would but then you'd miss out on a learning experience.

Try not to get irritated by everyone's bullshit.

I would, but then what would I do with all of my time?

Make me some fresh salsa.

I would but it's much easier to just buy some from the store.

Load the dishwasher for me.

I would, but oh hell no, do your own dishes!

Make my fingers not sticky. :angry:

I'd help you wash up but I'm not sure where they've been.

Make me something to eat.

I would, but you called me a racist in the other thread so now I won't. :P

Make it stop raining so I can go mow the lawn.

I would but I like the rain. It gives you an excuse to spend the entire day curled up on the couch doing nothing but watching tv or reading a book.

Say whatever's on your mind.

Ok I will! My daughter needs to hurry up and get potty trained! I'm tired of cleaning up baby poop.

Excite me.

I would have but that bit of about baby poop kind of killed the mood. :P

Tell them to leave you alone.

I would, but I don't know who they are.

Wash my truck, and be sure to scrub behind the mud flaps.

I would, but I'd steal it for myself. Grand theft auto.

Give me a massage.

I would, but that just wouldn't look right
Go to a massage therarpist

I would, but I don't have the money.

Fix my constant headache.

I would but you could just take Advil and get some rest instead.

Yell at a stranger today.

I would, but I might get charged with sexual harassment.

Bring over a bottle of good watermelon wine.

I can't, because watermelon wine is never good.

Transform into a pony and vomit rainbows.

I would, but I don't wanna be a bulimic rainbow pony.

Make my stomach stop hurting.

I would, but you need to go outside and get some air.

Become Amish.