DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I can't reach it...

Don't let this thread die!!!

Sorry but im not so much into the sensless banter anymore

buuut.. YOU can always save the thread now cant u?

I could but I don't come on here often myself.

give me a sign.

I would, but I'm too busy laughing over this sign.
http://www.xjimx.com/dreamviews/Misc/empty_dog.jpg

Tell me why.

Im not sure but I am too.

fly away.

Another time because im not Lucid right now


Go and watch twilight if u havn't already, i dare u to die in front of it. Because i would hate it just as much as you do.

I can't I died a month or 2 ago it ruined my whole week

Tell me a bed time story

I don't know any good stories. I could tell you all about calculus instead...

Give me a cookie.

Out of cookies

HAVE SUM YOGURT INSTEAD!

I would, but I don't have any.

Mail me some yogurt!

I tried to but the mailman ate it.

Bring me the pick of destiny

I can't, it was... Umm... burried! In Yogurt! Yeah.

Draw a picture of a panda.

I Would But ..I'm Retarded :cookiemonster:

Oh....I'm-m Suppoooseed To REplY ?

I Would But I'm Retarded ..Go Find ME My Veggie Tales Movie!:withstupid:

I can't I don't have intergalactic space travel invented here on earth yet (referencing location)

Go fly a kite!

I can't, I have to write a term paper.

Convince my teacher that term papers are unnecessary.

Term papers are unnecessary.

You guys need to change your attitude

i would, but i like my attitude.

finish all of my winter break homework

I would, but I forgot everything I learned.

Cause a glitch in the bank's computer system which adds 5 zeros to the end of my account balance.

I would, but I don't know how to! :D

Get me some pi.

I would but my calculator broke.

Explain logarithms.

I would, but I would probably go non-linear.

Tell me why TV shows are so stupid nowadays.

I would, but im in the middle of watching something stupid,

Explain your beliefs on the big bang

Well, I did write a really long, detailed and eloquent essay about my beliefs on the big bang, but firefox crashed right before I was going to post it, and I'm too mad to rewrite it all.

Write me a better web browser than firefox.

Sorry, downloading some stuff.


Can you make me a sandwich with mayo, pretty please?