Thread: Calling all zombies.

For all your zombie needs.

awesome! see, im a zombie, but havent been able to get any decent brains recently...this has really helped me alot! thanks!

Hey, no problem. I work a night shift with long hours, so I'm a zombie by default.

had some zombie dreams last night actually to post in lucid experiences =)

Zombie dreams are only cool when you're carrying a Magnum, flamethrower, or (possibly) a rocket launcher. Shotguns are always nice, but not my first choice when confronted by an army of undead. I guess it's all personal preference, though.

I wonder... how did the the legend of zombies come about? I am a firm believer that if it was told in history, it must have happened at some point in time. Vampires, for example. And werecreatures. And Santa Claus.

I happen to know that vampires do exist. They live in town (that's what we call big cities around here) and they are nocturnal, very pale, and--as far as I know--quite alive. They honestly believe themselves to be vampires, and they live their lives as such. They even drink animal blood (er... I hope it's only animal blood anyway...). Needless to say, I respectfully declined their party invitation.

*sighs* you didnt tell me ther ewas an infestation up by you...

*mutters*

Collects some things...

Its time for a road trip to scare the crap out of some wannabees

There are things much oloder than vampires in the world, and most of them find the undead.... distastefull...
=)

Yeah, the undead irritate me. Damn zombies. They're just so... unnatural. I mean, they've gone on to the next stage of their existance and some ass comes and animates their dead bodies. How messed up is that?

*ps - Bring an extra Magnum. Friggin zombies ate mine and I'm sure as hell not going in there after it!

That is the best rip off of amazon ever!

hey! thats mean! im a zombie by choice thank you, and not all of us are unnatural, i mean what if you naturally become a zombie? ...tho frankly im a lich if you really feel like looking into definitions...liches reanimate themselves, and retain self control...zombies, on the other hand, do not roflmao

Meh.

Guy: Hey! You had your turn at living! Let me have _MY_ turn!
Lich: No.[/b]

sounds right... ^.^



stupid guy! :finger:

*walks in* "hey I've had trouble lately see my bottom jaw is gone and such if you could hook me up with some body parts I'd be more then greatful.... OH and I need somthing to keep flesh eaters like The Dream View moderators off my back.. Thanks!

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
*ps - Bring an extra Magnum. Friggin zombies ate mine and I'm sure as hell not going in there after it!

They just needed a little extra iron in their diet!

I have a friend that is really a zombie. He died for 16.5 sec. then he came back to life. He is funny. I am glad that he isn't dead anymore!

That eat a celebrity one caught my eye. Yummm

Damn Zombies!!! Ya aint gettin my brainz i tell ya that! I've read the zombie survival guide twice! So...forget it!

in all seriousness if you don't own this book buy it, it's saved my life countless times:

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva.../dp/1400049628

helps if your American cos you need to stock up on guns, but if your in the UK or something it's hunting rifles or a trip into town to buy an illegal piece for you.

in before deletion of thread

^^

dude this is senseless, srsly it isn't gonna be locked, watch this:

BRRAINZ, Maaaaaaahhh, Oaaaaaarrr!!! (grabs pet cat and rips open head)... ewwwwwaaa!! Humie brrainz!!( goes next door and slams self against neighbours front door)..BRRAINZ!!(nieghbour pokes shotgun through letterbox)..BRRRR!.......aaaaahhh...aaaah..aa..... DEAD AGAIN!

the end of Zombie, a life in the day of one.

So anyway was i saying... summit bout senseless....( oh and if a mod locks this to spite me... have the decency to PM me and laugh at me)

anyway back on the topic of eating Brainz! Seriously for a minute i thought that was a genuine amazon page selling brains in jars or something..and i am not joking....

I used to be known as Slayer the Pancake Making Zombie at my old CSS clan :3

cool, hey Slayer what's the weather like at cat girl Island, what's your time zone man, it's 10:35pm here.

It's always nice here at Cat Girl Island.

Nice and sunny, partly cloudy, wind is cool. It's always a great time to go swimming! It gets kind of cold at night though.

cool cool... i always wondered, are their cat ears literally cat like ears, replacing their human ones, or is it like tufts of hair that look like cattish ears but aren't really, i think different styles do different things.

Also is the colour of the fur on their tails the same colour as the hair on their head?

that's what I thought at one time too...

and then...