Thread: An AMAZING and TRUE story

Ok so picture this last night I drink my tea and I always leave about an inch or two in the bottom and I leave it on my bedside table ok, here is a picture to help visualise



except less gay (ostensibly). So anyway sometime in the morning I am in bed and in my delirium I knocked the cup off the table with my sheets and I was all

"OH NO!!"

but I was tired so I was also like "fuck it the event has occurred, I will sort this out later".

Later...

So I am properly awake now and I look down in fear of what awaits and HOLY SHIT



Nope!



It had landed like that WITH THE LIQUID STILL IN IT!!!!! THIS IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

no I don't know who she is it doesn't matter