Thread: I know why more people are coming here. The end is near. :)

Originally posted by Lucius
Raaaghhhhhhh, all bow down to your queen! ^_^

LS, I pledge my eternal loyalty if you promote me to Councilor of the dark kingdom of pants!

Absolutely! Damn. You even get a cookie for suggesting the position! I would have thought of it soon or later of course, but, you know, it is a rather exhausting task running a world invasion all by my lonesome.

NinjaBurN i like it

*goes up to RTex* ...err, ya, ill join! im not a spy or anything of course tho...so uhh...dont think i am!

Originally posted by Crucible
Why was this moved to senseless banter? It was actually serious. Everyone made it senseless.

i thought that's where it always was (?) i didn't move it anyway.

'k bye

*Receives a cookie*

*crunch*

Hmm...superb cookie..thank you!

Now Im gonna get a Scepter to smack everyboy that doesnt obey the queen. *bounches away*

Beware all opponents of the new era, prepare to be hit by my scepter!

*runs away to go and form some kind of resistance movement*

I'll never surrender to LS!
Although I very much dig her avatar, where did you get it from?

I moved it, I know you meant it to be serious but it just degraded so fast and everyone seems to be having fun with it.

Hope your not mad

sounds senseless to me. I'm still locked in my tower, ALONE!

yay...where's Paperdoll anyway? i think shes avoiding this thread or something

Originally posted by WerBurN
yay...where's Paperdoll anyway? i think shes avoiding this thread or something

she's.....around...

Originally posted by phantasy
*runs away to go and form some kind of resistance movement*

Join with me phantasy! I have started a resistance and no one has cought on yet. This must stay between you and me though... no one else! Unless they wish to join us. If you need me, I'll be in my office next to the window.

Oh, I almost forgot! Our first mission should be to go save Seeker from the tower. He will be vital to our success.

But I don't want to be saved, just loved.....

Wait a minute...just what was in that *muffin* that was slid under my door this morning????

Sorry, but our Seeker is in another castle.

Edit: (cookies and a promotion to whoever can guess where that came from)

I shall smack the entire resistance with my scepter! ^_^

I dont need a promotion, Im an evil counsilor that loves to smack people

We've got to let Seeker out, though. I mean, he did jump at the chance to be one of my slaves. Hmmm... I would suggest the position of castle chef, but I'm going to grant that to Serinanth. I happen to know that my Number One gentleman of the Harem of Beautiful Men can cook as well as please. Er... you know what I mean.

Well, now I'm confused....
Seems I don't fit in anywhere...
*looks up with big sad puppy dog eyes at Lost Soul*

No Seeker! Don't look at her like that! Join with me and you shall be loved for eterinty!

As for Lucius... perhaps I shall need to destroy his brain(s)...

Does anybody know how to work out the phase of the moon from the time? Because I need it for this Lucid Dreaming program I've got sitting around on my HD just begging for this feature.

[200th post. Yay, I guess.]

*smurk*

Will.i.am if you attempt such as thing you shall be smacked with my scepter multiple times and then I shall send your smacked body in a bag to slavemistress EP so she can make you work for the queen! ^_^

Damn...

*thinks for a minute then goes back to his chair and looks out the window*

This is far from over Lucius!

Blah.

Okay, I'll be a nutty professor who comes up with new plans to r00lerz the w0rld for the l33t p33ps.

I've got one.

\"Okay, so here's the plan. First, we wait for A Lost Soul to post. At this second, we release the lemurs.\"
\"What for?\"
\"I don't know, I just like Lemurs.\"
\"Anyway, they should start crawling all over LS making her scream and running around her room, at then the world explodes.\"
\"Ready for this?\"
(All people cheer): YES! WE'RE READY!
\"Release the lemuuuurs!\"
The lemurs run off down the road, just to fall off the edge of the cliff.
\"Oh, damn. If only that cliff wasn't there.\"
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Bwahahaha! Did you see how I thwarted those lemurs without even batting an eyelash?

Seeker, you can be my seeker. Yes. Yes, that's perfect. I shall request things, such as magical artifacts and legendary weapons that will aid me--us--in our quest for world domination. And you, with your vast knowledge and wisdom (and ability to tomb raid, I assume?) shall retrieve said items for our cause. It's perfect!

I think Will.i.am and Lucius are becoming arch-nemesi. This is pretty epic. Lucius, I hereby knight you Lucius Smak-ye-all-downe. You are my paladin. Go forth and smack stuff down in the name of Lady Soul! (hey that's pretty cool)

Hey, Phantasy, why don't you join my resistance instead! I have a harem of beautiful men...

Muwh...mwuh..muhwahhaah!
*evil laugh goes on for a while*

I thank you,Lady Soul!

I, Sir Lucius Smak-ye-all-downe, shall smack the resistance down with a single blow of my all powerful purple scepter! *shows his mighty scepter*


I shall defend your honor, m'lady.

*goes out to smack members of the resistance*

^_^

Official seeker, I like that. Would my Lady like me to go seeking for a tray of muffins and a coke?