Thread: I know why more people are coming here. The end is near. :)

I've read all these posts and come to the conclusion we're all mad.

Originally posted by Kaniaz
I have prepared a portrait of the epic war of epic proportions with lots of epic things happening in this epic war. (they say I repeat stuff too much. I don't do I? they say I repeat stuff too much. I don't do I?)

how the hell did I miss that?!?!


ROFL.

what do I put under my name LS?

lol yeah that was classic kaniaz I nearly fell outa my chair =)

and yes.. we are all quite mad here! =)

[quote]LOL. I just noticed that WerburN and Lucius have changed the little blurbs under their names. You guys rock.

By the way, no one should mess with me when I have [url=http://www.ladiesofneverwinter.com/valens_haven.htm]this guy. He's half-dragon. Tee hee. They were my henchmen in Neverwinter Nights.

Deekin: "Now the time had come for the mighty hero to face the dreaded beast at last. Could it be done? Could the beast be slain? Was there a fresh pair of shorts in the backpack?" (That character has some of the funniest lines)

[size=24]<--- D&D GEEK ALERT!

hey Lost Soul my boyfriend loves you. fmidojf'dfkdg'fg;ld';gf;l. ;-; *ish jealous*

Originally posted by Lucius
*care/hate bear war errupts in the castle*

haha, is that the same castle that Seeker is in?

*care bears shoot love beams out from their hearts at the hate bears*

Only the queen knows where seeker is...^_^

*several hate bears disintegrate but the remaining ones get uzi's and blast away the love bears arnie style*

*paperdoll screams "What do I put under my naaaaaaaame" and runs around in circles until she passes out.*

*will.i.am sits back in his nice chair and puts his feet up on the desk infront of him. The phone rings, will.i.am stands up and answers the phone*

"Sir, all the care bears are dead."

"Thank you", will.i.am replies and hangs up the phone.

*While standing over the desk and his hand still on the phone, he slowly turns around and looks out the window*

*in a soft by meaningful tone, will.i.am exclaims*

"Damn you Lucius"

*Looks back at the phone, pauses for a moment, then slowly sits back in his chair and puts his feet back up on the desk with his hands placed behind his head*

*kicks will.i.am in the groin* WHAT GOES UNDER MY NAME DAMNIT!




sorry... ;-;

yay! im part of will.i.am's resistance! ...of course not as a spy or secret assassin or anything...and thats definitely not a katana im hiding in my overly large coat...im just very happy to see you lol

...i wish my gf was a D&D geek...she plays some videogames, but not nearly enough of em imo T.T

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
*kicks will.i.am in the groin* WHAT GOES UNDER MY NAME DAMNIT!

*falls over in pain and rolls around for a while*

Well, what side are you on? You can either join LS and her evil ways or you can join me and be part of my evil resistence and try to foil her master plans of world domination.

It would seem that I am losing at the moment so LS's side is looking really good right now, but that wont last for long!

*laughs really hard, turns and runs into a door*

*Smack!*

"DAMN IT! I thought I left that door open"

*WerBurn walks off laughing to himself*

"Damn it WerBurn, did you close that door on me!?"

noooooo

Oh, well remind me to get that thing looked at or something, ok?

Any ways, we need to get down to business. You see, Lucius is proving to be quite the problem. Do you have any ideas? Maybe you could go over and fight him or something. You do know how to fight, don't you?

(ROFL-wow, we've got an epic story on our hands. Or a really kick-ass comic- )

Paperdoll, I would like you to be promoted from Mistress of the Slaves to my most powerful Lady, Second-in-Command of the battalions of World Domination. You may have whatever title you wish beneath your name. You shall be my trusted hand, my First Captain of Henchmen. Go forth and spread the... whatever we're spreading. Peanut butter or something.

Lucius, you beat me to it. I was going to cast a spell (Awaken, I believe) to animate the Care Bears and add them to our army of Smileys. Well done. *Passes out cookies and kittens*

(You know, this makes me wonder if we shouldn't have a roleplaying section or something. LOL. And by the way, Kaniaz, I am still laughing over your damn picture. Absolutely classic. I laughed so hard I woke up my sister. Paperdoll hon: don't be jealous. Due to a recent asshole experience, I'm giving up on men. )

Lost Soul, you have 666 posts!

Lost Soul =

will.i.am =

I will prevail!

LS: "I'm giving up on men"

Ahh we're not all assholes...
^_^ *huggle huggle* *cuddle cuddle*

Anyway..uhum..

*Lucius is in his chambers laughing evily*

Muhwahahha..MWUAHAHAHAHAH *wields purple scepter*

Now...lets see, time to plan the next assault on the resistance..

*goes to his evil ancient purple summoning portal and summons forth diablo himself from diablo 1!*

Go my useless little hell spawn!! Crush the resistance, or else ill smack you with my scepter!

*diablo runs off to take care of the resistance*

burrruuu

*drops lots of posters around will.i.am's office saying "SURRENDER OR WE'LL COME IN THERE AND BASH YOU"*


I made it myself. Think he'll surrender?

BAHAHAHAHAHA! I would! LOL!

*whispers to Lucius* "Summon Diablo from D2 instead... he was a candy ass in the first one."

As for me. I shall summon [url=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml]THE DANCING BANANA!

Hmmm your right...

*goes over to ancient purple portal and mutters something*

Now!! Apear diablo number 2!! And join your twin number 1 in battle!!



BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh my..your a big one..aint you..

*diablo 2 follows diablo 1*

*summons DooDooCaCa*
*cackles evily*

Blah. Doo ca ca! Doo ca ca, pick me!

DOWNCHEIF!
(link above should not be clicked by people who have filters. There's no bad stuff on it, it's just filters are really stupid.)

Lucius, you play Serious Sam!! He says that when you fight the last boss in the first SS. "Oh my, you're a big one, ain't ya?"

Diablo will romp. He was tougher than all of the other bosses put together in D2, even Baal.

Thats funny, I actually never played that game, Ive heared of it though. ^_^

hey will.i.am ...i think i'd be better use uhh here...helping around your headquaters...not sabotaging things, than i would be fighting lucius...try casting a spell to make his Diablo stronger...it should...uhh help...somehow