Thread: I know why more people are coming here. The end is near. :)

Meanwhile, in another part of the castle…..

“A citrine, a citrine”, Seeker says to himself as he approaches the third closet on the left at the base of the southern tower. “Seri needs a citrine to fix the microwave so that we can eat tonight.”
* opens door and begins digging through the years of accumulated junk *
“Why doesn’t someone clean out this mess?” Hmmm, rose quartz, tormaline, agate, here,
* picks up deep yellow many faceted crystal about 6 inches long with a sharp point on one end *

Suddenly, a sound from beneath a pile of oily rags. “Yikes, one of william’s care bears has survived!”
*spins around and looks for a very large baseball bat *
Too late, a bright blast of energy leaps forth from the bear and strikes the crystal in Seekers hand.
“Aargg, die scum”, yells Seeker as he plunges the now energized citrine into the bears heart. As the crystal enters the beasts heart, it explodes into shrapnel. The bear is reduced to hamburger.

But wait, some of the fragments did not enter the evil care bear. Seeker feels a searing pain in his hand and his face is numb. Spinning and falling to the ground, the seriously wounded Seeker has but one thought before the darkness takes him. “My Queen, I’ve failed her, oh god, I’ve failed her!”
Darkness closes in, Seeker lies in a puddle of his own blood, his breath is shallow, his pulse is weak.

(Err... Citrine is used in healing spells, Seeker. LOL. )

*A soft blue glow surrounds Seeker and his wounds begin to mend. A woman steps from the shadows and kneels at his side, offering her arm to aid him to his feet.

"Lucky for you, you're Queen is a healer," she grins. "Let's go back to the castle so you can rest. I'll have Seri cook you something special--not in a microwave!" They step again into the shadows and reappear at the castle.

She glances around. "Has anyone seen WerBurN lately? He's been gone for quite some time. I hope he hasn't had a run-in with any of those damn Care Bears. Man, I hate those things!"*

Oooh! I have an idea! I summon an army of My Little Ponies! With... with G.I. Joe (the real American hero™) riding upon their backs! Gallop forth, my evil minions! Gallop forth and smite our foes with cuteness and M16s! Bwahahaha!

How about the entire collection of Barbies? Wouldn't that be better?

My 2 diablos are still the best..^_^

Originally posted by Kaniaz
How about the entire collection of Barbies? Wouldn't that be better?

What would be better about a bunch of big-breasted, blonde whores who have legs that can bend all the way backwards?

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Oh...

Naw, come on, the entire barbie collection would scare the crap out of anybody, even the diablos.

Barbie #1: I'm tour guide barbie! Want to play!
Diablo crushes the doll to peices.
Barbies #2, #5, #3, #4: Come on, let's go!
Diablo burns them all.
Barbies #3, #6, #7, #8, #9: Want to come play with ken?
Diablo breaks off all their heads.
Barbies #3, #6, #7, #8, #9 (headless like zombies): Okay! Let's play!
Diablo burns them all to peices again.
Barbies #3, #6, #7, #8, #9 (various peices, like an arm or an leg bouncing towards him): Come on! This will be fun!
Diablo eats all the barbies he can see.
Barbies #123, #143, #65, #89, #45: We're tour guide barbies!
Diablo eats them all.
Barbies #3, #6, #7, #8, #9, #123, #143, #65, #89, #45 (from inside stomatch): Come on Diablo! We must play! This will be fun! I'm tour guide barbie! Let's play with ken! I like apple juice, what do you like? I'm from swan lake! I'm overpriced!
Diablo #1 burns to nothing.

*Seeker and Lost Soul make their way to the kitchen to find Seri in an interesting perdicament*

They can hear the cacophony of kitchen utensiles and banging and swearing from down the hall

"Back you foul thing BACK to the depths of hell where you came from!"

As they peer around the corner they see a cute carebear backward somersaulting onto the central island of the kitchen now eye level with Seri, wielding a large cast iron skillet about 2 feet in diameter (hey he cooks for alotta people!) and a foot and a half long cleaver

The fuzzy combattant uses its carebearstare! the colorful beam is deflected, nearly hitting Lost soul and Seeker by Seri's pan, another blast knocks the knife from Serinanths other hand! It clatters to the floor twisted and mangled in a terrifyingly cute manner.

"THAT WAS MY FAVORITE CLEAVER!"

With that serinanth now wields the pan with both hands and begins chasing around the horrifyingly cute bear...Trying to Pan it to death

I....CLANG...swear! Im gona... CLANK.... F#&$%*& CLANG KILL you!

Seri by chance as he is running round the kitchen sees Lost soul and Seeker, both with befuddled looks on their face...

"Hey guys KLANG its like a giant CLONG game of whack CLANG a mole! THUD HAH! HAHAHA THUD THUD THUD GWISH HAHAHAH LOOKS LIKE its BEAR for DINNER!

Seeker looked from Lost Soul to Seri and back to Lost Soul... "Perhaps we should leave him be", Lost Soul simply nodded and they retreated away from the kitchen Seri; still shouting and fuming along with other disturbing noises.

"He isint really going to cook that thing is he?"
Lost Sould couldent help but grin, "Seri can make a rat sandwich fit for a king, dont worry"

"But it still a rat sandwich...", Lost Souls grin faded somewhat
Down the hall one last outburst could be heard
"Where the fiddlers fuck is my STEWPOT"

"Seri", Seeker says, "that Thai food you cooked the other night really hit the spot!"

"Maybe Care bear over a bed of rice in a nice heavy gravy would be nice"

"But", Seeker says looking confused, "Do you serve that with Red or White wine?"

What I want to know is... how the hells did the Care Bears get into my castle! I thought we kicked their furry asses out in the courtyard.

LUCIUS! Where's my lead Smackdowner? LUCIUS! CLEAN UP ON AISLE THREE!!!

Suddenly a big door opens revealing not only Lucius..but his newest minion, Elder Diablo!

"Behold my new and all powerful version of the diablo! The elder diablo!"

The elder diablo sniffs out a cloud of steam while he forms a fireball in his hand, grunting: "Diablo smash!"

A sweatdrop apears on Lucius' forhead.. "Uhum..I need to work on his intelligence abit..but apart from that hes pretty cool..he..hehe.."

Several remaining care bears come running

"ANyway..at them my elder diablo!!"

While the elder diablo starts trowing fireballs at the care bears, Lucius sneaks his way pass some pillars to reach the care bear leader

"Eat my scepter carebear fool!!" *SMACK!*

The care bear leader hits the dirt while the other bears are turned to ashes by the elder diablo!

An evil laugh is heared once again as Lucius is smacking the corpse of the carebear leader

Suddenly he stops laughing, "Clean up the mess you useless elder diablo, I need to work on a newer better creature!"

*diablo starts cleaning up all the carebear corpses while Lucius returns to his chamber, but not after giving a big fat wink to Lost Soul*

wow...we're turning this into a full on roleplaying thing roflmao...unfortunately i always feel awkward in these things, cause i never know how much power im allowed to have, or how much im allowed to narrate what other people are doing...soo, are there guidlines to this, or can i jus go crazy?

We're just having fun here. Normally, on a serious RP board, it's considered rude to narrate for someone else's character if you don't know them (Seri and I used to narrate each other's characters because they were married... and they knew each other really well We've also switched accounts on EQ a few times--much to the confusion and amusement of our friends. I, as Serinanth, kept grabbing my character's boob and making uncouth comments. LOL). But for now, just have fun.

yay ...but for another day...im shleepy

Originally posted by WerBurN
...unfortunately i always feel awkward in these things, cause i never know how much power im allowed to have, or how much im allowed to narrate what other people are doing...soo, are there guidlines to this, or can i jus go crazy? * * *

That's why I let the others do the fighting. I feel better in a supporting role.. you know, foot rubs and getting blown up

*will.i.am wakes up from his THREE DAY sleep and looks around*

"HOLY HELL!", will.i.am yells.

"WerBurN, what the @*&% is going on here! LS and her kin are out of their minds!"

*ponders for a moment*

"Well, I guess I have no choice then."

*picks up phone and dials some really really long phone number*

"Hello? Yes, I would like to place an order for one, no make that two XV8 Crisis Battlesuites. Oh sure, I'll hold. Yeah that's fine, black is ok."

*hangs up phone*

"WerBurN, we've got some new toys coming soon!"

*Meanwhile diablo #1 and greater diablo #2 arrive at will.i.ams HQ*

Originally posted by Seeker+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Seeker)</div>

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...unfortunately i always feel awkward in these things, cause i never know how much power im allowed to have, or how much im allowed to narrate what other people are doing...soo, are there guidlines to this, or can i jus go crazy? * * *

That's why I let the others do the fighting. I feel better in a supporting role.. you know, foot rubs and getting blown [/b]

roflmao


...*WerBurN hears a knock on the HQ backdoor, looks thru peephole, its the UPS guy*...yay the battlesuits are here! *looks about shiftily for will.i.am, and, noticing he isnt around, quickly rearranges some circuitry in one of the suites, then hops into the other*

hey, will, the toys are here!

WerBurN, you are one sick little bastard.

Good work WerBurN, you go take care of one of the diablos and I'll get the other!

*Gets in suit*

Thats odd, it looks like someone has been messing with the wiring. Well, it must have come like that.

*trys to drive battlesuit only to find that its on inverse look*

What the f#@$! NO! I can't fight like this!

*shoots plasma cannon not only to find out that it wont shoot but the barrel is over heating*

Oh crap...

*BOOM! With that, half of the battlesuit blows up. Now with only half of a suit, and with inverse look locked on, will.i.am bails out. Greater Diablo #2 walks over and with one fell swoop, smashes the rest of the XV8 Crisis Battlesuit*

*will.i.am runs back into office*

More evil machinery advertising! YAY!

LMFAO you are so friggin funny!

!

XV8 Crisis Battlesuit.

But they didnt defeat my diablos yet..^_^

*will.i.am calmly sits back in his nice office chair and lights up a cigar*

*cough*

Oh god this thing is horrible!

*will.i.am throws the cigar over his shoulder. It flies out the window and into the mouth of Great Diablo #2, travels down its throut and gets stuck. Diablo #2 runs around and slams into the office. It dies soon after*

*thud!*

*will.i.am is thrown from his chair and burn his leg with his lighter*

Good God! WerBurN, what was that! Damn, and those were my favorite pants.