This thread is a joke!

[Candlelight]

Yeah this is another jokes thread. Post some of your best (or worst) ones! I'll start! Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here." Go go gooo. EDIT: No racist/abusive/tasteless jokes please. Just don't go too far over the line and you should be fine.