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    1. 04-03-2011 02:55 AM #1
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      This thread is a joke!

      Yeah this is another jokes thread. Post some of your best (or worst) ones!

      I'll start!

      Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

      Go go gooo.

      EDIT: No racist/abusive/tasteless jokes please. Just don't go too far over the line and you should be fine.
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    2. 04-03-2011 02:59 AM #2
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      Ok we need to set up some guidelines. What is the stance on racist jokes and dead baby jokes?
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    3. 04-03-2011 02:59 AM #3
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      I had four apples and I ate one.

      Now I only have three!

      EDIT: The stance on dead baby jokes is yes.
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    4. 04-03-2011 03:01 AM #4
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      Edited into the above post.
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    5. 04-03-2011 03:10 AM #5
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      So three black guys enter a bar... They buy drinks, have a good time, then go home.
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    6. 04-03-2011 03:31 AM #6
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      why was 6 afraid of 7......... shit i forget.
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    7. 04-03-2011 03:38 AM #7
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      because 7 8 9.
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