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    1. 08-03-2011 08:34 PM #1
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      post your Justin Bieber Joke ... originality required :P

      no, you don`t need to check your reality

      and before you go berserk I got two for you


      #1
      What`s the difference between Harry Potter and Justin Bieber?

      Harry Potter got a magic wand and he can show it to Hermione ... and Justin Bieber, just can`t do that, we all know it


      #2
      What`s the difference between Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber?

      The tears of Chuck Norris can cure everything ... Justin Bieber songs only cure chronic constipation.
      dream goals:
      [ ] - sail with the Black Perl to Hoghwarths and show my magic wand to Hermione aaarrrrrrrrr
      [ ] - turn into Chuck Norris,kick Justin Bieber into a large pit, while shouting "shut the f*ck uuuuuuuuuupppp"
      [ ] - meet the Sasquatch and ask him to pick my stocks, then crash the economy
      [ ] - find my virginity to avoid the piranhas on the escalator and get probed by aliens
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    2. 08-03-2011 08:51 PM #2
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      How many Chuck Norris jokes does it take to cure world hunger?

      Justin Bieber

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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    3. 08-04-2011 02:20 PM #3
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      what`s the ultimate gay?

      Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber in Brokeback Mountain 2
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      [ ] - sail with the Black Perl to Hoghwarths and show my magic wand to Hermione aaarrrrrrrrr
      [ ] - turn into Chuck Norris,kick Justin Bieber into a large pit, while shouting "shut the f*ck uuuuuuuuuupppp"
      [ ] - meet the Sasquatch and ask him to pick my stocks, then crash the economy
      [ ] - find my virginity to avoid the piranhas on the escalator and get probed by aliens
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    4. 08-04-2011 06:42 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by nina View Post
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      what`s that?
      dream goals:
      [ ] - sail with the Black Perl to Hoghwarths and show my magic wand to Hermione aaarrrrrrrrr
      [ ] - turn into Chuck Norris,kick Justin Bieber into a large pit, while shouting "shut the f*ck uuuuuuuuuupppp"
      [ ] - meet the Sasquatch and ask him to pick my stocks, then crash the economy
      [ ] - find my virginity to avoid the piranhas on the escalator and get probed by aliens
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    7. 08-04-2011 08:01 PM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by hpnfreak View Post
      what`s that?
      ....senseless banter'd

      as in, she moved the thread from the lounge, to senseless banter.

      think of it this way, it's like when you put trash out, in a trash can, it goes to a dump truck filled with other crap, then is moved to the city dump, with the most crap, all piled into one place, living collectively. It's quite fun though
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    8. 08-04-2011 08:07 PM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by Erii View Post
      ....senseless banter'd

      as in, she moved the thread from the lounge, to senseless banter.

      think of it this way, it's like when you put trash out, in a trash can, it goes to a dump truck filled with other crap, then is moved to the city dump, with the most crap, all piled into one place, living collectively. It's quite fun though
      dream goals:
      [ ] - sail with the Black Perl to Hoghwarths and show my magic wand to Hermione aaarrrrrrrrr
      [ ] - turn into Chuck Norris,kick Justin Bieber into a large pit, while shouting "shut the f*ck uuuuuuuuuupppp"
      [ ] - meet the Sasquatch and ask him to pick my stocks, then crash the economy
      [ ] - find my virginity to avoid the piranhas on the escalator and get probed by aliens
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    9. 08-04-2011 08:09 PM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by hpnfreak View Post
      no, you don`t need to check your reality

      and before you go berserk I got two for you


      #1
      What`s the difference between Harry Potter and Justin Bieber?

      Harry Potter got a magic wand and he can show it to Hermione ... and Justin Bieber, just can`t do that, we all know it


      #2
      What`s the difference between Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber?

      The tears of Chuck Norris can cure everything ... Justin Bieber songs only cure chronic constipation.
      Quote Originally Posted by Erii View Post
      ....senseless banter'd

      as in, she moved the thread from the lounge, to senseless banter.

      think of it this way, it's like when you put trash out, in a trash can, it goes to a dump truck filled with other crap, then is moved to the city dump, with the most crap, all piled into one place, living collectively. It's quite fun though
      Things are not as they seem
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