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03-06-2005 05:08 PM #1Member
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General Theory of Poop Relativity
If X is your height from toliet water surface and poop in inches, and Y is the size of the poop in inches, and Z is the spash distance. Using my equation (which I will print soon), we can find an appropriate distance to "jump up" from, to avoid the "Splash Ass". Research has proven the "Splash Ass" may increase wiping time exponentially. Therefore:
(.5)(2Y) * (X/Y) = Z
For example:
(.5)(2 * 5 inch poo) * (10 inches from toliet water surface / 5 inch poo) = 10 inch splash.
Studies are currently in progress to find any flaws in this theory. It goes against all laws of Poop gravity, but is revolutionary in the field of science...
"In the end, the lord shalth return in full regulation Soviet Uniform, hailing Lenin as thy true messiah." -Siberian Revealations
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03-06-2005 07:49 PM #3Member
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Hey, can you adapt that to SI-system?
ps. That was a good one
Don't think about those damn kangaroos.
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03-06-2005 08:00 PM #4Member
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Doh...lol. Just proves how scientific I am
"In the end, the lord shalth return in full regulation Soviet Uniform, hailing Lenin as thy true messiah." -Siberian Revealations
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05-27-2005 12:05 AM #5Existentialist Anarchy
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A scientific Communist? Is that not a bit of an oxy moron
Just Kidding, Well done, Mr. Stalin, well done
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05-27-2005 12:25 AM #6Member
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10 inches is a mighty ways from toilet water.
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So many variables, so little knowledge.
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05-27-2005 06:45 PM #7Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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lol 5 inch poop
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05-27-2005 08:13 PM #8
WTF I don't remember responding to this thread.
Must ave been drunk.
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05-27-2005 10:11 PM #9Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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at 10:53am?!Originally posted by Aquanina
WTF I don't remember responding to this thread.
Must ave been drunk.
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05-28-2005 12:38 AM #10
LOL!!!
You know you're an alcoholic when...
EDIT: and I posted it at 11:53 my time...close enough to noon lol
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05-28-2005 02:53 AM #11おやすみなさい。 Achievements:
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That explains any response at all to this thread, I think.Originally posted by Aquanina
WTF I don't remember responding to this thread.
Must ave been drunk.
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05-28-2005 04:36 AM #12Member
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I was drugged when I responded.Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
That explains any response at all to this thread, I think.
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So many variables, so little knowledge.
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05-28-2005 01:59 PM #13Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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Oh my bad.Originally posted by Aquanina
LOL!!!
You know you're an alcoholic when...
EDIT: and I posted it at 11:53 my time...close enough to noon lol
Yeah, noon is the official starting point.
Hey have you seen Spanglish? There's a funny as shit scene along those same lines.
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