A Time Traveller Appears

**Lord Bennington** · 12-09-2011 05:55 PM

I've found myself back here again, but somehow, three years have gone by. Let me tell you about what things were like when I left and you can fill me in on any relevant information/say hi if you remember me.

When I left:

I was still using dial-up.

I was still using AOL.

I was still using Windows ME.

Asher had just sold the site to that stuffy guy who liked the Tampa Rays.

The phrase "for the lulz" had just come into existence.

I remember "The Dentist." (old troll who mucked things up for a bit.)

When I joined DV, I had to lie about my age to sign up.

Now, I'm in college.

I used to have rap battles with CoLd BlooDed in chat.

I used to be able to read 1337.

I was an LL member at one point.

I know what LL is

So what's going down on DV these days? Someone fill this poor time traveler in.

**Seroquel** · 12-09-2011 06:11 PM

I'm a time traveler too only I'm from the future. =\

**Solarflare** · 12-09-2011 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by Lord Bennington

I've found myself back here again, but somehow, three years have gone by. Let me tell you about what things were like when I left and you can fill me in on any relevant information/say hi if you remember me.

When I left:

I was still using dial-up.

I was still using AOL.

I was still using Windows ME.

Asher had just sold the site to that stuffy guy who liked the Tampa Rays.

The phrase "for the lulz" had just come into existence.

I remember "The Dentist." (old troll who mucked things up for a bit.)

When I joined DV, I had to lie about my age to sign up.

Now, I'm in college.

I used to have rap battles with CoLd BlooDed in chat.

I used to be able to read 1337.

I was an LL member at one point.

I know what LL is

So what's going down on DV these days? Someone fill this poor time traveler in.

if your in college now... how did you have to lie about your age... isnt the minimum age 13

**Original Poster** · 12-10-2011 12:53 AM

DV is currently under control by a malevolent AI. Nearly everyone has been transformed into a Cyborg. Those who managed to escape were hunted down and synthesized into bitcoins. Now, we go day by day, scraping what we can and hitting as hard as possible whenever the opportunity presents itself. Welcome to the Resistance.