Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

The humanity!! Our purpose needs to be redefined from the ground up. I can only sit back and laugh. Entertainment services, we are the missing link.

<----Drunk.

Yes.....DRUNK.

I

AM

DRUNK.

TALIBAN!!! !!! !!!

HAHAHAHA. Burn.

Hmmm I had sum beers @ party

now eating currently grated cheese, jummy ^))))_________________^

I love kissing

when is that a fucking crime

stupid stupid heads

know what? turns out UI don't deprive

k I'm gonna start callin in on those tickets HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE

shyeieieit

edit wtf h4x rlz!

doable poast timeeeeeee
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HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!![/b]

no.

Nostalgic turtle. Wait, what I meant to say was clam, or was it a sea louse.

bump

Okay, I'm not drunk yet but I am off from work and have nothing else to do. So I'll post in an hour or two.

Originally posted by Merck
Okay, I'm not drunk yet but I am off from work and have nothing else to do. *So I'll post in an hour or two.

WOOHOO!!!!

Don't come back until you're shit faced

tweak tweak

Too FUBAR to even post, last night.

Reporting in late!

Let's start this baby off

Originally posted by Drunken Clone
Ha-HAAH~! I may not be a but I definately got feel teh Capitain in me

*strikes the Capitan mornag pose* YARRAARRRRRrrrrr!!!!

fuck talk like a pirate day is pirate day

oh I'm a litght weight too...had one round of margaritas on an empty stomach, then two and a half clonechiladas later another glass of starwabyerry maragaritas.

Translation
Ha-ha! I may not be a pirate, but I definately feel the Captain in me. *strikes the Captain Morgan pose*. YARR! Forget Talk Like a Pirate Day, today is pirate day. Oh I'm a light weight too, I had one maragarita on an empty stomach, then another one after 2.5 enchiladas.

Just woke up......and I'm still drunk. :neutral:

It's Tuesday and I just came from a beer + philosophy meeting with some friends. AND IM DRUNK!!!1!!!!! lol

I'll be right there with you russ in about 1 hour (+ 6 beers)

6 days of drinking, and it gets harder to maintain a decent drunk

on the first of the 5 days i squeezed into a van with six other people for 20 hours and drank well over 2 cases of beer...relying on two 3 liter "piss jugs" (as my associates dubbed the much discussed items) for relief between ordained rest stops..bah, they're just jealous they didn't have the confidence to carefully piss into an enormous pepsi container, twist on the top, and stow it between their feet as they got beautifully wasted

kept it light today and drank under a dozen beer...alcoholic binges are like fasting...ya gotta ease in, and ease out...

i don't want to see a goddam beer for at least a week...i don't even like drinking

and in breaking news, fuck the fact that i haven't a quality lucid in ages...

Im thinkin these guys went to work drunk....









.....anyways....had to much red wine w/ dinner last night (the whole bottle to be exact) and still feeling its effects.

not yet, but i will be later. got a bottle of wine for dinner tonight. hmm . . . i haven't gotten drunk off of wine for a while.

Everyone who can should get drunk tonight.

That's the best idea I've heard in a while.^^^^^^

Yes...it's me, and I'm fuckin drunk....

...and......that's about it, actually.

I have enough information to form an opinion, if that's what you're asking.

- random drunken sentence

Happy Mother's Day to me
Happy Mother's Day to me
Gonna get schlonkered 2nite
Then I'm gonna have some sex.

and I did.


now I have to do dishes and start the grill but I dont' wanna waste my buzzzzzzzzrzzrr0rzzzz