Tell about... are you one of the know-it-alls; the list

**Mysteryhunter** · 05-27-2008 04:48 AM

There are several people here on DV that are expert in political, scientific, and social knowledge.

if you are one of them; please self nominate.

I want to know who to ask when I have questions.

You can only nominate yourself.

**Xaqaria** · 05-27-2008 05:09 AM

It would be better to ask others who they got good information from. Everyone thinks they are an expert.

**kingofclutch** · 05-27-2008 05:59 AM

Yeah ask who people think besides themselves are like that on Dreamviews.

**CoLd BlooDed** · 05-27-2008 06:44 AM

Unless you're an expert on non-expertise.

**♥Mark** · 05-27-2008 06:47 AM

I know everything there is to know about canoeing.

**dragonoverlord** · 05-27-2008 10:29 AM

I dont like the self nominating system. Why can't i nominate someone else?

**Xaqaria** · 05-27-2008 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by dragonoverlord

I dont like the self nominating system. Why can't i nominate someone else?

Go for it. Its not like this thread hasn't been stolen already or anything.

**Mysteryhunter** · 05-27-2008 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mark75

I know everything there is to know about canoeing.

Do you know the paddle song?
Like Patmandoo

**♥Mark** · 05-28-2008 01:06 AM

Handle, shaft, neck, blade and tip,
blade and tip,
blade and tip!
Handle, shaft, neck, blade and tip!
I love my paddle!

**Original Poster** · 05-28-2008 01:22 AM

I am an expert at feeding my ego.

**CoLd BlooDed** · 05-28-2008 07:25 AM

Really? I suck at that.

Halp plz

**Sandform** · 05-28-2008 09:21 AM

I'm an expert at procrastenation.

**Replicon** · 05-28-2008 03:27 PM

I heard there's a forum around here where you can ask questions, and have these self-proclaimed experts respond without you having to know who they are initially

**Kromoh** · 05-29-2008 03:10 AM

Originally Posted by Replicon

I heard there's a forum around here where you can ask questions, and have these self-proclaimed experts respond without you having to know who they are initially

Except you can't distinguish from the experts and the pseudoexperts ^^

I'm an expert, full stop.

**Sornaensis** · 05-29-2008 03:43 AM

I am not an expert.

To be an expert I must know everything.

To work in science is to learn continuously.

Therefore I will always be learning, thuis never knowing all, thus not being an expert at anything.

Because there is always more to know and all being an "expert" does is give you an inferiority complex.

**Kromoh** · 05-29-2008 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I am not an expert.

To be an expert I must know everything.

To work in science is to learn continuously.

Therefore I will always be learning, thuis never knowing all, thus not being an expert at anything.

Because there is always more to know and all being an "expert" does is give you an inferiority complex.

OMG Bravo!

That's very wise stuff. Especially the Inferiority Complex thing.

**NeoSioType** · 06-03-2008 09:50 PM

-self expert in contradicting others, myself, and confusing the masses.

**NonDualistic** · 06-04-2008 12:25 AM

Jack of all trades, master of none

Doing what I can to get by

Helping others as I go

So in turn they can help me

As we all climb the ladder together

One rung at a time

**Half/Dreaming** · 06-04-2008 12:42 AM

Im great at giving people personal advice, but thats about the extent of my expertise.

**HyperNova** · 06-04-2008 12:55 AM

I'm an expert at giving people bad advice and screwing up their lives. I like to ponder over these "victories" in a nice warm bath, glass of brandy and a pipe.

**PatienceMarie** · 06-04-2008 02:32 AM

I won't lie.

I am a no-it-all to an extent outside of DV.

I think i'm a whole lot nicer on DV than I am in person.

-patience

**Kromoh** · 06-05-2008 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

I think i'm a whole lot nicer on DV than I am in person.

I am only nice to people who are nice.. or to people I've got a cursh on xD

**Mysteryhunter** · 06-06-2008 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I am only nice to people who are nice.. or to people I've got a cursh on xD

Yeah me too

*waves at PatienceMarie*

**psychology student** · 06-06-2008 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I am not an expert.

To be an expert I must know everything.

To work in science is to learn continuously.

Therefore I will always be learning, thuis never knowing all, thus not being an expert at anything.

Because there is always more to know and all being an "expert" does is give you an inferiority complex.

I love the irony: telling everyone that you cannot realistically be a know-it-all, while subverting the latter by delivering it in a classic know-it-all style; you really make me sick.

**Kromoh** · 06-07-2008 01:43 AM

Lol psychology student, I don't mean to be an ass, I never had any conflicts with you, and you seem to be a generally nice person, but, sincerely, your posts always made me sick. I even reckon they don't suit your username.

I don't think he was doing it in a know-it-all style, I think he was just being reasonable. If being reasonable is being a know-it-all is another thing.

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