I percieve

[Seeker]

I percieve gamma radiation as a pleasant fragrance.

[sephiroth clock]

and the cancer that you get from it is a blooming flower?

[pytis]

HAHAHA!

[nerve]

lmfao

[OpheliaBlue]

[Fetish]

I percieve nudity as a fresh breeze ?

[Oneironaut Zero]

I perceive Ophelia's was the most necessary response to the posts before it.

[kimpossible]

I percieve Oneironaut as making sense in a senseless thread. Isn't there some rule against that?

[OpheliaBlue]

I perceive Senseless Banter as being a forum that should have posts as 50% senseless and 50% banter

[kimpossible]

But couldn't they be 50% senseless, 50% banter, and 50% sensible and 50% valuable? That would be 200% post, but the top two 50% would cancel the bottom two and you'd have no content. Think about it! This makes every bit as much sense as much of what is written in the other threads! Hmm. Ok, now to figure out how to execute this. My current operating theory is that it will suck all of the electromotive potential in the fiber and copper around the world into itself and create a momentary singularity centered around MAE EAST and MAE WEST, and thereby destroy our solar system... BWAHAHAHAHAHA! For one immeasurably short period of time, I'll be the most notorious person to ever live! (Which will occur an immeasurably short period of time before time becomes irrelavant). They'd write books about me! - if "they" weren't all carbon vapor...

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Speaking of vapor, sometimes we all need to blow off a little steam!

[InTheMoment]

-While writing this script, I head-butted my dog so hard that we both screamed. [/b]

[docKnubis]

i need to fart

[OpheliaBlue]

beans beans beans beans beans beans beeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansssssssss /lateral lisp

[quantumparity]

Rise of the beans, you eat them they come back to haunt you. Cough ! Cough !! uuuhhhrrgg. .......... quantumparity gets poked with stick.

[MSG]

never fart with a fire near your cornhole to make essplood: most people think that the power of the fart sorta blows the fire away from your anus... NO... since fire travels faster than fart, the fire travels toward you and will burn your chocolatemaker, since fart is flammable

[OpheliaBlue]

well, you are the expert on all things pOOp (double entendre)

[quantumparity]

Yes it will flashback. Fire in the hole!!!

[MSG]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue well, you are the expert on all things pOOp (double entendre) and farternity

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by pOOp and farternity well that's just craptastic

[MSG]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue well that's just craptastic ass-tastic. my friend says craptastic and I just KNOW he copied my ass-tastic.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Well this thread's certainly gone down the toilet...

[MSG]

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka Well this thread's certainly gone down the toilet... oh no! its back to rakkasfdsdflkjas16hjl53kj2345hghk racketball