Thread: Penus control

Excessive masturbation will likely make your winky smaller when you're done satisfying it (each time), but increases the likelihood of making it grow bigger more frequently due to conditioned sexual response. So, it's like a win-win situation.

I know how to make your own penis enlargement pills. Take any decoy pill whilst viewing something sexy, condition this over and over again, and boom! next time you take it out of nowhere, your neuro associative reflex will cause it to happen. Just don't blame me when people get the wrong idea when you take your vitamins in the locker room.

There are people out there (I've heard --- over-heard, rather --- from a stranger down the pub --- who I didn't know)

that inject their manhood with saline solution and it'll pump up like a balloon

Man knew he would one day find a cure for cancer -- but he'd be damned if he'd entered the twenty-first century without finding a cure for impotence.

Originally posted by Ynot
that inject their manhood with saline solution and it'll pump up like a balloon

I don't know, that's kind of like injecting a syringe - the penis itself is what should be doing the injecting!

I have a PHD no really see for yourself

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...E4910A820003468

OK, there are topic in this forum, including this one, which I have not created. Will an administrator please help me to find out who hacked my account so that the person will stop posting as me.

Originally posted by Guidosoft
OK, there are topic in this forum, including this one, which I have not created. Will an administrator please help me to find out who hacked my account so that the person will stop posting as me.

mum walk in on your five knuckle shuffle ?
j/k

Chances are you haven't been hacked, just oppotunistically taken advantage of

change your password
uncheck the "remember me" or "auto login" or whatever it's called
you use a lot of public machines, or just your own?

public machines, mean cookie trouble - uncheck the remember me thingy

any devious miscreants in the vicinity on the day in question?

If someones going to hack a forum member, they'll hack an admin

Originally posted by Guidosoft
OK, there are topic in this forum, including this one, which I have not created. Will an administrator please help me to find out who hacked my account so that the person will stop posting as me.

seriously?

OK, the three out of character posts along with the one saying you are hacked are from the same IP address.

All of your posts are from optoline.net, even the bad ones.
It does seem like an opportunistic attack to me since all IP addresses are from the same ISP. Please PM me with any more relevant details and disable and options to remember passwords.

Originally posted by Seeker
and disable and options to remember passwords.

good point, forgot about that.

In IE
Goto internet options --> Content --> Auto complete
uncheck 'em

clear your cookies while in the options page, as well

To be honest if you need to ask that question in the beginning, you have far bigger issues mate. That is, assuming you posted it and felt embaressed so blamed it on someone else