Thread: I hate short people

well, since it's a contraction, would you then have

"you ar" if your e and ' were broken? Sure, you'd sound like a pirate - but it would still be preferable.

I don't like short people who think they're better than you...it just doesn't work.

Same, kim. I don't like the thought of getting close with a girl too tall for me. It would bruise my self-esteem, I think. But then again, most girls I've been with were shorter than me. Besides, I thought it was the women who did the riding, not the guys?

short guys always have something to prove

I apologize if I accidentily referred to you.

I have one particular acquaintence who was at least a head shorter than me who "bullied" me through the years, claiming to be able to beat me up when too afraid to try. You can understand why I'm aggravated by the topic alone.

Originally posted by irishcream
i am five feet nothing...
i resent being poked fun at for being short.
However, on the flip side, i'm told that because i'm short, i'm cute.
Also, when you are short, you need to work harder to make yourself heard in certain situations. Also, to avoid getting squashed by the 'big people' you need to know how to stand up for yourself.
I may be 5'0\", but i'm as strong as an ox. Don't mess with me.

Bends down and gives irish a big tall-person-to-short-person hug

It's true, little people are cute (except maybe midgets, they can be quite scary...)

I'm 5'5" and I typically go for guys around the 6'2" range...oh so perfec...anywhere from 5'11-6'5" is acceptable haha.

My sister is 5'11" and she hates girls that are shorter than 5'3" lmao.

My sister is 5'11\" and she hates girls that are shorter than 5'3\" lmao.[/b]

Awww....I hate it when people hate me, especially since there is nothing I can do about it. Like I asked before...Would it count if I was wearing heels?

Oh yeah, by the way...I'm not short, I'm "petite".

Originally posted by irishcream
Also, when you are short, you need to work harder to make yourself heard in certain situations.

I say again, I love to hug short people. They just seem to fit. Also, even though I'm close to 6', I still have a hard time being heard, let alone seen. I can be surprisingly invisible to some people...

I don't seem to have that problem. I think it's in how you carry yourself. . .

Seriously, midgets creep me out. I'm not saying short people, I'm cool with them. I'm talking the short people (under 5') with the creepy lookin hands, you know, like the sausage fingers and the high-pitched voice. They don't even have short man's disease either, they just act shifty.. you know they are up to somethin cause they are small and can run under your legs. Never turn your back on a midget.

Matter of fact, I've had a couple nightmares where I was fighting against a midget army and one of them threw down his gun, ran over to me and bit me in the nuts. Needless to say, midgets are NOT cool. They are really, really creepy, suspicious people.

But they are fun to throw

I'M 6' 3" and a 1/2.... .
i luv it...

although i didn'tt like being tall as a child because i always felt bad sitting in front of people, so i ducked down so they could see and my back would hurt

anyways... If i was a girl i'd wanna make out with me.



Mu hah ha haha hah a

I have nothing against short people in general, but when they are total assholes then i just exploit their weaknesses and use it against them.

For instance. Crouch down and run toward their legs when they are facing the other way. they will flip backwards, most likely breaking their spine or cracking their head in the process. OR, come up to the left of them when they are looking the other way, reach around their chest and grab their back with your right hand, while grabbing behind their legs with your left, and you now have them in a position in which you can easily throw, drop, or flip them.

Or you can go old school and grab their legs and swing around like mad hitting their head against various objects of high density such as the ground, telephone poles, concrete pillars, or metal storage sheds. shredding their head against the ground in mid-spin allows you to create donuts of blood like you would in a car with your skid marks.

Originally posted by SleepSpirit
anyways... If i was a girl i'd wanna make out with me.

So right...

Originally posted by YourTheManNowDog
Think about it. If a bastard is below 5'4\" he's more than likely a sneaky fucker and deserves a bad beating. He/she is usually messed up in the head from being short and causes all kinds of problems for us normal people. Short bastards can never just let it go that they are short so they try and make others miserable to make themselves feel better. Fuckin midgets.

Hey, thats not a nice thing to say lol, im only 15 years old but im also only 5 foot 3 and im male!, im actually taller than quite a few people so how can i be a midget? Im actually a lot stronger than my tall friends with me also being a big build, even those who are over 6 foot, so it proves you are not how you look. Anyway, im glad about my height at the moment because i havnt grown since i was about 12 years old and that has been common with my family and then when they got to 16 they shot up in height Like my dad, he was 5 foot 0 lol and he went up to 5 foot 10. And midget is the word used for people which are under about 4 foot 11 especially males not 5 foot 4, and to be honest, i dont really like midgets they scare me lol

Originally posted by YourTheManNowDog
i didnt even use the contraction correctly in my screen name holy shit. god damn military academy education.

ah, it's beginning to make sense why i brought that up in the first place eh?

6'3" here, or, some 190cm.

TB

Well, since ya'll got me interested and stuff - I can now say with 100% confidence that I am taller than I was led to believe. Sigh.

I am exactly 5'10.109375" tall (or 70.109374" tall or 178.077812 centimeters)

That's utilizing a mirror to read the self-leveling laser level, and then using a very accurate high-end Hilti laser measuring device to measure the distance from the laser level mark to the floor. I'd say my margin of error has to be in the 10,000ths.

I wonder if I can get my last physical refunded by the doctor?

I'm somewhere between 5'10 and 5'11.

Strangely, most of the people that call me names are around 5'00. It's fun to grab them and throw them when they annoy me, the last one that called me a name and didn't run away fast enough was thrown a few metres down a coridor into a bunch of people

It's fun to be a brute