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    1. 11-15-2005 09:02 PM #1
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      Wanted

      Knowledgeable mechanic or fabricator to construct and mount a combination flame
      thrower/grenade launcher on my vehicle. To be used expressly for the eradication of
      other drivers who insist upon clotting my local roadways like brainless morons. Must
      have rapid fire option as it seems the population of senseless jack-asses is multiplying
      at a rabbit like pace.Flat rate for work done with incentives for creativity and the ability to
      create absolute carnage on a whim.

      You're getting sleepy......

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    2. 11-15-2005 09:46 PM #2
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      For the person who answers the above ad:

      If you decide to go into mass production, I'd be happy to be your second customer.
      We break the
      ceiling and grin and gasp
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      have merely lived it.
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    3. 11-17-2005 04:22 AM #3
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      Yeah, I got what you need

      I think this might fit your needs...


      Armaments include, but are not limited to:
      x1 HK 40mm Grenade Machine Gun
      x3 HK 21E 7.62mm Machine Guns
      x1 Helicopter Missle pod
      x2 Forward mounted chainsaws
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    4. 11-17-2005 08:53 AM #4
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      Ask robot Santa and he might just give you what you want. But be careful cos Santa might think that you're being naughty and chop your legs off.
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    5. 11-17-2005 10:08 AM #5
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    6. 11-17-2005 05:56 PM #6
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      Thanks for the prototypes Ynot & Mark75, I'll take 2 of each ! And Santa better hope I
      don't see his fat red ass first . Now excuse me , I've got some licenses to revoke!
      YeeeeeHaaaaa!

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