I hate short people

[YourTheManNowDog]

Think about it. If a bastard is below 5'4" he's more than likely a sneaky fucker and deserves a bad beating. He/she is usually messed up in the head from being short and causes all kinds of problems for us normal people. Short bastards can never just let it go that they are short so they try and make others miserable to make themselves feel better. Fuckin midgets.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Dude, you're like...trying to hard to be jaydawg and/or docthory, but like, failing miserably.

[YourTheManNowDog]

you must be short.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Five-foot-freaking-three, mofo.

[YourTheManNowDog]

i see

[nesgirl119]

If I stand on just my left foot only, I am about 5 feet 3.5 in. So, anyone hate it when one of your legs is shorter than the other one?

[Mitzie]

Think about it. If a bastard is below 5'4\" he's more than likely a sneaky fucker and deserves a bad beating. He/she is usually messed up in the head from being short and causes all kinds of problems for us normal people. Short bastards can never just let it go that they are short so they try and make others miserable to make themselves feel better. Fuckin midgets.[/b] *Coughs* I resent that...

[dream-scape]

well if it isn't YourTheManNow "Too Tall" Dog

[OpheliaBlue]

hell yeah damn circus midgets

[Henfe]

I like short people because they work the best when it comes to being ninjas.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Henfe I like short people because they work the best when it comes to being ninjas. lmao

[kimpossible]

I like short people because I can see over them when looking for my gate at the airport, when I'm looking for a specific aisle in the grocery store, etc. Viva la short people!

[Oneironaut Zero]

I love short women for reasons I'll leave to the imagination.

[icedawg]

uh-huh. I had no idea 5'4" was the defining height that determines whether one is a "sneaky fucker who deserves a beating" or not. Fascinating. anyway, does anyone else hate it when people use "your" when they really meant to use "you're?"

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by icedawg uh-huh. I had no idea 5'4\" was the defining height that determines whether one is a \"sneaky f***** who deserves a beating\" or not. Fascinating. anyway, does anyone else hate it when people use \"your\" when they really meant to use \"you're?\" I don't do stuff like that at my relatively short height. I usually use that as an advantage to hide from bullies that are going to beat me up, & the shorter you are, the easier it is to do that. Also, we can squeeze into small areas others couldn't do as well. Yeah...sometimes it is confusing, but here is a lecture for the others: When to use your: It is suppose to describe something belonging to you. Ex: Your status online is pretty good. Why do we always have to look at your duplicate when we can be at your favorite place? When to use You're: It is an abrieviabtion for You Are. Ex: You're planning on going to California in November, right? So, you're planning on partying on that mysterious day of yours, aren't you? Hope that helps!

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Originally posted by icedawg uh-huh. I had no idea 5'4\" was the defining height that determines whether one is a \"sneaky fucker who deserves a beating\" or not. Fascinating. I think that deserves preserving! Originally posted by icedawg anyway, does anyone else hate it when people use \"your\" when they really meant to use \"you're?\" More than you can imagine, Ice-man. -_-++

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by icedawg anyway, does anyone else hate it when people use \"your\" when they really meant to use \"you're?\" Your going to need to submit an application for you're membership to "Misuse of Contractions Haters Anonymous" [sic] Sorry!

[Amethyst Star]

I'm close to 6' tall. I like short people. When you're around 6' tall, there aren't always a lot of tall friends around so we make do with what we have. Pro-short people: they're easy to throw around.... and hug. I love hugging shorter people. They just fit nicely. Con-short people: I have a hard time throwing them using o-goshi (in Judo). I can't get low enough!... yet.

[kimpossible]

Con: Short guys. I'm a couple inches shorter than you. But kissing and dancing with short guys, especially when you're some place nice and wearing heels. That sucks. I have very little desire (no pun intended) to stoop down when kissing a guy... Just not interested. That's why I have my personal rule: "Sorry, Kid. You must be atleast this tall (gestures around 6'3") to ride this ride."

[Mitzie]

If I am 5'4" while wearing heels, will I still be "a sneaky fucker who deserves a bad beating"? I mean seriously.

[Glorfindel_III]

Originally posted by kimpossible That's why I have my personal rule: \"Sorry, Kid. You must be atleast this tall (gestures around 6'3\") to ride this ride.\" Hey! That's me! Well, 6'2" to be precise, but close enough

[irishcream]

i am five feet nothing... i resent being poked fun at for being short. However, on the flip side, i'm told that because i'm short, i'm cute. Also, when you are short, you need to work harder to make yourself heard in certain situations. Also, to avoid getting squashed by the 'big people' you need to know how to stand up for yourself. I may be 5'0", but i'm as strong as an ox. Don't mess with me.

[YourTheManNowDog]

i didnt even use the contraction correctly in my screen name holy shit. god damn military academy education.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by YourTheManNowDog i didnt even use the contraction correctly in my screen name holy shit. god damn military academy education. That's ok - you didn't use "didn't " correctly even after it was pointed out. So basically, you're just a lost cause...

[dream-scape]

I would just argue that my "e" key and "'" key are on the fritz and work sporadically; therefore, not giving me much control over it now or in the future.