Thread: Be Careful What You Wish For - Game!

You learn guitar beautifully, but the only songs you can play are love songs dedicated to sloth



I wish I hadn't eaten so much brisket

You get your wish. You didn't get ANY brisket! You totally missed out, and remember, the brisket came with... you know... Whatnot.
So, you missed out on everything!
Poor Ophelia Blue.

I wish I had some brisket and whatnot too!

Your wish is my command... you got it.

However, the catch is you have to have whatnot with the brisket.





I wish my migraines would shrivel up and DIE!

Your migraines would shrivel up and DIE! Unfortunately you die with them...
We'll miss you

I wish someone put some comments in my DJ...

Someone DOES comment on it. However, they spam it up with at least 10 senseless posts a day.

I wish I had a car.

Wish granted. You got a car.
Unfortunately you're too big to squeeze into the 2006 model Barbie Pink Corvette... and you don't have any batteries for the remote control either.




I wish I could chat wih Edgar Allen Poe for an hour.

Your avatar is adorable.

Anyway, you get to chat with Edgar Allan Poe.
Unfortunately, the only way to do that is to DIE!
So you die, so that you can talk to him for one hour.
Also, all he wants to talk about is that damned American Idol TV show.

I wish I hadn't done whatnot with that brisket. Ow....

-sloth

Originally posted by sloth
I wish I hadn't done whatnot with that brisket. Ow....

lol

I can't think of anything

I got him..

Wish granted Sloth... You never did whatnot with the brisket, but you'll be obsessively sexually attracted to it for the rest of your life.




I wish I had a triple decker cotton candy flavored ice cream cone right now.

btw, thanks Sloth for the compliment on my av, i drew her myself.

Wish granted! you have your triple decker cotton candy flavored ice cream cone, however you become allergic to it and when you think that you don't care and eat it, it really tastes like crap...

I wish I could...uhm...FLY!

Granted! You can now fly.
Here is the link you will need to get started.
http://www.aa.com/

I wis everyone would stop making fun of the size of my new tattoo. I got what I wanted, damn it.

Originally posted by Vex Kitten
btw, thanks Sloth for the compliment on my av, i drew her myself.

You drew that? That's awesome! I didn't draw my sloths. All I have is paint.


-sloth

Originally posted by sloth
I wis everyone would stop making fun of the size of my new tattoo. I got what I wanted, damn it.

I wish I could see it

Wish granted. It's the third eye.

However, it's really small.

I wish, oh I wish
I hadn't kissed that fish.

you reaaaaaaaaally make ne wanna get a tattoo

I can't decide what to get yet

You should get a sloth, in honor of your favorite Dreamscaper, who shall remain unnamed.

-sloth

I wish I had a very long and plesureable lucid dream tonight.

Originally posted by baronbrocoli
I wish I had a very long and plesureable lucid dream tonight.

Just hope it isn't so long you never wake up!

Huh?

I wish that I could be a member on here for a decade!

No no no! That's not how you do it, NESgirl! You totally messed it up. You have to ...
...Okay, well, You have a long long lucid dream, but it causes you to oversleep, and you lose your job, and become a nobody for the rest of your life.

I wish I could figure out what is wrong with my email server.

You do but once your emails start flowing back in efficiently you are bombarded with so much spam (including beastiality porn) that you become incredibly infuriated, punch the monitor, accidentally slit your wrist and bleed to death.

I wiiiish... thaaaat... um.... I could think of something and be a bit more awake today.

Wish granted. Now all you can think is "SOMETHING" and after a while you start to get really pissed. You also drink a lot of coffe and you overdose on caffeine. You feel like hell for the rest of the day and wish that the word "Something" would get out of your mind!

I wish I could WILD tonight

I wish I could eat and eat and not get any fatter.

(what can I say? I like food!)

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
I wish I could eat and eat and not get any fatter.

(what can I say? I like food!)

You can, but only in Lucid Dreams.

I wish I could make a very great video game.

You can make a very great video game, but only for the Sega Mastersystem. The very first Sega. The Sega before Genesis. The controller had two buttons. The pause button was ON the console. Nobody plays your game.

I wish I could go home. :-|

Originally posted by sloth
You can make a very great video game, but only for the Sega Mastersystem. The very first Sega. The Sega before Genesis. The controller had two buttons. The pause button was ON the console. Nobody plays your game.

I wish I could go home. :-|

You'll just have to go out again.

I wish school wouldn't have to end so quickly.