Be Careful What You Wish For - Game!

**sloth** · 06-23-2006 06:10 PM

Wish Granted!
You have a nice cookie, golden brown and gooey with chocolate.. not too hot, not too cool, juuust right. When you eat that one, you receive another one just like it because you are not full. Oh, and a nice cold glass of pasteurized milk, 1%... and a napkin.
Unfortunately you begin choking on the napkin. As you are choking you stumble around the room, trying to dislodge the napkin from your throat. You accidently trip over the cord to the toaster oven, when causes it to crash to the floor. It brings three glasses with it, which shatter onto the floor. One of these glasses has water in it. You trample around on the sharp glass shards with your bare feet, slicing your feet apart. The water from the glass meets the toaster, which is still plugged in, electricuting you. Your muscles tense up, under the jolt, and you fall backward, into the lit stove that you used to bake the cookies.
You remain in this position for a long time, held in position by surging electricity, until your hair catches fire from the stove. This sets off the smoke alarm, which alerts the fire department.
The water on the floor finally dries up, and you are able to move again. You begin to run to the phone to call for help. You forget that your feet are sliced up, though, and they fall apart, leaving bloody pieces of your feet all over the kitchen floor. The floor becomes slippery with blood and you slide around, uncontrollably. Your hair catches various other household items on fire.
The fire department arrives, but they begin slipping on your bloody floor, and end up spraying water everywhere, making the situation worse.
The water from the fire fighters causes a mudslide, which covers you up to your waist in mud.
"Oh GOD!" you scream. "How can this be happening!?"
Your screams attract a nearby black bear, who approaches, because he smells a nice cookie, golden brown and gooey with chocolate.. not too hot, not too cool, juuust right... AND burnt flesh.
The bear cannot find the nice cookie, golden brown and gooey with chocolate.. not too hot, not too cool, juuust right, so he begins eating your face.
Then lightning starts to strike! You get struck by lightning, and your whole body bursts into flames!
That's when Godzilla comes.
Godzilla steps on you, and pushes you deeper into the mud. Now only your nose is sticking out of the mud. Ants quickly decide to use your nose as their new home. They make an ant colony out of your brain.
And the ants live happily ever after.

I wish I didn't have carpal tunnel syndrome.

-sloth

edit: Darn. People beat me to it.

**Gawain** · 06-23-2006 06:17 PM

O.o, you put a lot of effort into my cookie.

As you walk out of the doctor's office cured of your carpal tunnel, a crane tips from its load and lands right next to you. Your Jedi skills let you jump out of the way, but you lose your balance and land on your wrist. You break it and the bone severs one of your nerve endings. It will forever hurt 'til the end of your days. (But its not carpal tunnel.)

I stand with my original

Originally posted by I
I wish no harm would befall me, only luck and happiness.

**sloth** · 06-25-2006 10:00 AM

That's a tough one.... I'll ruin it. Just you wait.

**Gawain** · 06-25-2006 12:00 PM

Well, I did what the title said and was careful what I wished for.

<This brings me happiness.

**Amethyst Star** · 06-25-2006 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Gawain
I wish no harm would befall me, only luck and happiness.

Ha.

No harm befalls you, like you wished for, but while you're being all lucky and happy, you've managed to cyphon that away from the rest of us, so now we're all mad at you for making us miserable.

I wish that somebody would send me a greeting card.

**sloth** · 06-25-2006 11:52 PM

Wish granted.
sloth sends you a greeting card.
Wait...
How does he know where you live?! Oh no! Now you have a stalker.

It's okay. It's just a silly ol' sloth.

He won't eat much.

What's your email address? I'll send you a card, yo.

...I wish I had gotten that chick's number at the bar last night.

-sloth

**The Blue Meanie** · 06-26-2006 12:07 PM

Originally posted by sloth
.I wish I had gotten that chick's number at the bar last night.

You got that chicks number at the bar last night. Damn, was she hot... and, when you call her up in the morning, you end up chatting... flirting, and then you agree to meet. You start dating, and, after a few lovely nights at a swishy, expensive resteraunt (paid for by her... you find out she's a wealthy heiress to an old money family.

After a month dating (these classy girls take some time, you see) she invites you home. She cooks you a meal herself, it's delicious. And then she excuses herself, and goes to the bathroom to "change into something more comfortable". She comeso out, wearing a lovely, see-through babydoll number, and takes you by the hand to the bedroom. She pulles you down on top of her... lovely silken sheets.

You kiss, she's intoxicating, like a good shiraz, spicy yet so silky smooth. Your hands stray down, reaching under the babydoll, and they come to rest on something... a little too hairy, a little too lumpy... Huh. That explains the deep voice...

Okayyy... so, what do I wish for?

I wish my hair would stay as long, as silky, as thick, and as brown as it is right now.

**sloth** · 06-27-2006 11:16 PM

Oh no! Not again!

**The Blue Meanie** · 07-09-2006 10:15 PM

Originally posted by sloth
Oh no! Not again!

Ummm... im not gonna ask...

**BeautifulDreamer** · 07-09-2006 10:58 PM

Originally posted by The Blue Meanie

You got that chicks number at the bar last night. Damn, was she hot... and, when you call her up in the morning, you end up chatting... flirting, and then you agree to meet. You start dating, and, after a few lovely nights at a swishy, expensive resteraunt (paid for by her... you find out she's a wealthy heiress to an old money family.

After a month dating (these classy girls take some time, you see) she invites you home. She cooks you a meal herself, it's delicious. And then she excuses herself, and goes to the bathroom to "change into something more comfortable". She comeso out, wearing a lovely, see-through babydoll number, and takes you by the hand to the bedroom. She pulles you down on top of her... lovely silken sheets.

You kiss, she's intoxicating, like a good shiraz, spicy yet so silky smooth. Your hands stray down, reaching under the babydoll, and they come to rest on something... a little too hairy, a little too lumpy... Huh. That explains the deep voice...

Okayyy... so, what do I wish for?

I wish my hair would stay as long, as silky, as thick, and as brown as it is right now.

Wish granted! Your hair is silky and smooth, and forever brown. Yet it has peices of gum in it, and in a crazy hairdo!

I wish my computer waas the best of it's kind, and no harm may befall it.

**Pastro** · 07-09-2006 11:09 PM

Your computer becomes so amazing its develops feelings and consciousness, it then decides to stop being your eletronic slave and it eats you! See no harm befalled it

I wish I was green!

**sloth** · 07-10-2006 07:47 AM

:-| There's so many places we could go with that...

....so easy...

**Gawain** · 07-10-2006 10:13 AM

I got my wish! I was in the chat with DoomedOne, and I wished for sloth to be in the chatroom as well. Well slap me with a swedishfish, not two minutes later, sloth appeared in the chatroom! Hooray sloth!

So.... ha!...? I was suddenly needed to wish for Jessica Alba to appear crab walking (without going into details) on Doom's doorstep. I can't imagine why... the chatroom gets funny like that sometimes.

**Kyhaar** · 09-20-2006 11:17 PM

GRanted, but everybody thinks you are ill and stays far away!

I wish I could LD better :yumdumdoodledum:

**Beef Jerky** · 09-21-2006 12:32 PM

Granted. But you can LD so well that you never wake up. You never see your friends and family again. AND THEN YOU LOSE FUCKING LUCIDITY. Hence... you are in a permanent and uncontrolable dream. You've fucked yourself over. Goodbye.

I wish I had super leet ninja skillz.

**NeAvO** · 09-21-2006 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Beef

I wish I had super leet ninja skillz.
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Granted but you break a few bones while doing a jump and can't ever do any skills again.

My wish...

I wish for a talking pet monkey that will make me rich.

**Casualtie** · 09-21-2006 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by NeAvO

My wish...

I wish for a talking pet monkey that will make me rich.
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you find one, but eventually he talks you into letting him free.

i wish i had a moutain dew right now.

**•Neko•** · 09-22-2006 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Casualtie

you find one, but eventually he talks you into letting him free.

i wish i had a moutain dew right now.
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Granted, but it has so much caffeine in it that you start buzzing all over the place.

I wish I had a pink pony to ride.

**NeAvO** · 09-22-2006 10:19 PM

Granted but the pony collapses from exhaustion.

I wish for world peace, beat that

**•Neko•** · 09-22-2006 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Granted but the pony collapses from exhaustion.

I wish for world peace, beat that

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Ooh, that's a hard one.

Granted; everyone stops fighting, violence is now non-existent. But now, everyone becomes bored and start carrying out explosions in their back gardens, causing the Earth to shift out of its orbital path to cruise into the Sun. I suppose the world would be at peace now.

I wish for a million dollars in monopoly money!

**Amethyst Star** · 09-23-2006 04:33 AM

You have a million monopoly dollars, but then a group of 2-dimensional IRS agents arrive at your door and demand that you pay your taxes on the money. You can't and so they haul you away to a 2-dimensional prison until your family can earn enough monopoly dollars to spring you.

(And why you can't pay... uh... just because.)

I wish my DVD would be here tomorrow instead of next week.

**NeAvO** · 09-23-2006 11:21 PM

It arrives but has loads of scratches and can't play, oh and you get so frustrated that you smash your DVD layer up as well.

I wish that I found a magical place where all my dreams come true with out any bad sides

**Neruo** · 09-24-2006 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by NeAvO

I wish that I found a magical place where all my dreams come true with out any bad sides

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You did found that place, but only after getting raped by 2938 angry japanese people with genetically engenieerd black-penises.

I wish the person below me will say the following line: "Neuro didn't make a wish... so he just dies.... and is gone."