Thread: Be Careful What You Wish For - Game!

Originally Posted by sloth

That's totally going into my signature.

Granted. You teach the world to sing. A huge mouth opens up on the side of the planet and begins singing. The shockwaves wipe out all of mankind... especially you.

I wish I was one of DeadDollKitty's imaginary friends so I could 'get her off.'

:yumdumdoodledum:
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lol u can get me off anytime

I'm a kitty.. I eat fish, not become fish! silly

I wish for my most favorite person in the world
~R~

he he Paris Hilton shows up at your door

I wish that DeadDollKitie and Sloth get married

Holy shit.
See, I can't screw up this wish. It would make me sad.

HA! Victory!

Well.. I wish YOUR FACE!

You get his face, but it's actually really handsome and you fall in love with it. Ew.

I wish I'd have my Wii.

yo get your wii but then someone sticks it up you ass and turns on rumble.

I wish school was out

School's out but the government decides to change the education system and now all the teachers come to YOUR place in the vacations to teach you .. 20 hrs a day.

I wish my Wii wouldn't be stuck up my ass.

granted, its now in your neck

I wish that wishes were fishes

Say what?

Originally Posted by Keeper

granted, its now in your neck

I wish that wishes were fishes
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Hahaha I laughed out loud. Anyway, since I'm just going to ignore sloth's post since it's bullshit (way to contribute to putting back the Senseless in Senseless Banter), your wish gets fulfilled but it gets undone since it's no longer a wish but a fish, but then that undoes it making it a fish, so it gets made a wish, but then it becomes a fish again, repeat. Holy shit, it's time paradox all over!

I wish there'd be no such thing as a paradox.

granted, but how would you know what a paradox was if it doesn't exist?

oh ****!

I with that 1/0 = 2

Originally Posted by Keeper

granted, but how would you know what a paradox was if it doesn't exist?

oh ****!

I with that 1/0 = 2
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Wish granted. Now, thanks to you, the whole world plummets into a chaos so complete that the Y2K scare pales in comparison.


I wish I never had to eat or sleep so my time could be used more efficiently.

Granted! You never have to sleep or eat. Unfortunately, your wife, boss, and/or instructors know it. Everyone gives you so many chores to do that you spend your life doing bullshit stuff.

I wish my damned property would hurry up and sell.
Anyone want some property? Only a hundred grand.
Puhleeez?

it does hurry up and sell

it sells ... YOU

to DeadDollKittie ... if she asks really nicly

I wish that people would remember to put the U in Colour

Granted.
From now on, Color is spelled correctly. Everyone knows that color is spelled with a u from now on. Especially... uhh.. colored people? It adds... umm.. color to your life, and makes your life more... colorful.

Unfortunately, sloth is a dumbass and doesn't get it. He continues spelling everything BUT color with a u. Also, you have AIDS.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many jagged shards of broken glass.

-slouth

Ahh! look at this.. a conversation carrying on about me w/o me even talking! whoohoo! i feel special.. Ooooooh Keeper i love ur wish about me n sloth! lol

Sloth, wish granted, but as you finish vomiting up those shards of glass.. (oh shiiiit i cant turn this into a death wish like usual&#33 uhm.. you realize that they turn into gold and you are now the richest person on earth! w00t w00t!

I wish I wish with all my heart that a kitty and sloth will never part

~R~

You are but since you cannot part you can never make have to turn sideways to go though doors, you always have to go to the bathroom when the other does, and also a giant squid farts ink all over you.

Originally Posted by Led

You are but since you cannot part you can never make have to turn sideways to go though doors, you always have to go to the bathroom when the other does, and also a giant squid farts ink all over you.
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Wish Granted! Nothing Happens!

I wish I win this game!!!

Granted.
You win the 'what to wish for game' but... then you...
It's been a long day.
...You uhh..
...That is...
You... die.. or something.
...Okay. Someone help me out. I'm tired.

-sleepy sloth

WISH GRANTED!
you win the game but now another round starts and you have negative 500 points!

I wish cheese was cheesier!

eeegh.. nasty..


Wish granted about the cheese.. but soon the world is so infected with cheese (I hate cheese) everyone gets sick b/c the Lactose monster has invaded their minds.. they kill you, then die themselves... except me of course, i dont like cheese

I wish my friends would stop telln me how to direct my life!

~R~

granted, but as the saying goes "you are your own beast friend"

so, you dont have a clue as to whgat to what to what to a-do

I wish Sloth helped DeadDollKittie

(Am I nice or what?)

Granted.
sloth helps Kitty, but then Kitty dumps sloth for ... Tweak.

How could you! D:

I wish my P4 laptop's video card hadn't just gone out. lol

WISH GRANTED
Instead it went out months ago. HAH!

I wish my cellphone was also a sandwich machine