Thread: Be Careful What You Wish For - Game!

The air pressure is way too high and crushes your brain to bits.

I wish I was naked!

granted but your allergic to sunlight which causes your skin to explode....

i wish i was able to change my name to Sephiroth.... then become him....and become immortal...

Granted but you realize that Sephiroth has extremely low self-confidence and you commit suicide because you hate yourself.

I wish I was an unpeelable banana.

Originally Posted by M

Granted but you realize that Sephiroth has extremely low self-confidence and you commit suicide because you hate yourself.

I wish I was an unpeelable banana.
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Granted, but you are soon plucked, chucked, and forgotten as you slowly decay within your peal.

I wish every forum in the world accepted spam of all kinds in all forms with no exceptions what so ever.

Granted, but all the forums collapse under the weight of the crap that begins to flow so freely through it veins. (That or they all combine to become one big 4chan and enslave the world behind the collective face of Anonymous).

I wish I was anhydrous copper sulphate. It'd be great. You could powder me in someone's bed then if they urinate in it it will all suddenly heat up and boil them alive. A great way to teach the kids bed-wetting isn't cool.

Granted, you become anhydrous copper sulphate (anhydrous? What the living shit?), but some scientist puts you into a bottle and puts you on a shelf in a mad scientist's room. You are being used for experiments a thousand years and eventually you .. run out. Yes, you run out.

I wish .. everyone in #dreamviews'd drop dead. Especially uriah.

Everybody in dreamviews drops dead - including you. They all are wait for you in the after life and they look bloody angry - aspecially Uriah. Get ready for an eternity of getting your arse kicked!

I wish that i had an amazing computer with amazing specs. and great graphics,

Granted but though the graphics are uber leet the speakers are ten years old and make loud screeching noises, and you have a fit of epilepsy thus destroying your computer.

I wish I had a pet turkey with spikes on him. Oh yeah and make him able to fly.

Granted, but while flying the turkey gets stuck to the back of your head, causing you to die when the turkey's spikes explodes, which, coincedentally, causes the turkey to die too


I wish everybody had a baby kangaroo (yours is pink but mine is blue oh everyone has a baby kangarooooooooO!!! Everybody has a waterbuffalo mine is fast but yours is slow everybody has a waterbuffaloooooooooo we went to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some limabeans on the floor oh everybody has a waterbuffaloooooooooO!!&#33

~R~

(prly not the right lyrics )

Oooookaaaaaaay... so all the kangaroos are just standing around chuckling embarrassedly and get hit by cars, and suspicions are aroused when ur blue kangaroo bleeds blue blood.

I wish I could learn some mad juggling skills and use my powers for good.

You learn some mad juggling skills and realise that no one realy cares about those skills and even though you try to use them for good not one child cares and they end up headbuting you in the crotch. So you get mad and end up using you juggling powers for bad; you juggle little children and old women while juggling a chainsaw.
Eventually you get sick of juggling and end up leaning how to tight rope however your very bad at it and fall down the Grand Canion and everyone has a big party especially little children, old women and chainasaws.

I wish i had a Manwich. MY MANWICH!

you realize it's made of plastic after you poop it out.

i wish i could levitate things with my feelings of boredom

Granted but you find levitating things fun so this thng you were levitating falls on your head when you stop being bored - and kills you stone dead.

I wish I was you. And you were not you.

Granted, but as seen in the the granting of the previous wish, you are dead.

I wish I could flick a 52 of cards in a row into a hat.

okay. the hat dosn't like it, though, so it eats you

I wish there was a Thief 4 computer game THAT I have and IS cool (but not in terms of temp.) and I finish it, and I survive the experience with all my parts (both mental and otherwise) intact

beat that!

Originally Posted by Keeper

okay. the hat dosn't like it, though, so it eats you

I wish there was a Thief 4 computer game THAT I have and IS cool (but not in terms of temp.) and I finish it, and I survive the experience with all my parts (both mental and otherwise) intact

beat that!
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You survive with all your parts. Unfortunatly, the computer doesn't

i wish I had a pet dragon

Originally Posted by Kyhaar

You survive with all your parts. Unfortunatly, the computer doesn't
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Grrrrrrrrr!*

i wish I had a pet dragon
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you did. then it ate your pet rock

the rock didn't like it much

*good one

I wish for a pet dragon that doesn't eat rocks

Wish granted. Instead of rocks, he eats Q-tips... USED Q-tips


I wish I had a never-ending can of Clasic Coka-Cola.

Originally Posted by cidus

Wish granted. Instead of rocks, he eats Q-tips... USED Q-tips
I wish I had a never-ending can of Clasic Coka-Cola.
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You drink all day, and forget to brush your teeth. They start to rot, and you become fat from the sugar. YOu become super happy, but then get caffine/sugar lows and feel miserable.


I wish I had retractable claws.

Granted, but soon you retract your claws too far and they go on a dystroying spree inside your body, killing you from the inside out!

I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart

~R~

Originally Posted by DeadDollKitty

Granted, but soon you retract your claws too far and they go on a dystroying spree inside your body, killing you from the inside out!

I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart

~R~
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They eat you because they get hungry

I wish Ihad some rare steak

Wish granted. But you soon contract an extremely freaky form of mad cow disease and turn into a were cow.





I wish someone would nibble on my toes.

Granted, but you dont ever want it to stop, so you do with some poor toe worshiper stuck to your feet and need a coffin twice as big as it should be. in the end, you end up bured in the large coffin cemetery. Your family dont want anything to do with someone who is bured there, so you have to make small talk with Hitlers ghost and Paris hiltons morals. They gang up on you and through you into a large, empty pit filled with worm. But you manage to breck free and ... what? How, sorry, I forgot what this was about again

I wish the next post was one that was nice and didn't make fun of me, but rather made fun of Star Trek

And then William Shatner comes and puts the smackdown on you....

I wish I never had to go to college again.