k, my friends and i started a club at school last year... here are the requirements to be in it.


S.C.C.
Shitty Car Club


1st rule of S.C.C., NO NEW CARS!
2nd rule of S.C.C., NO NEW CARS!
3rd rule of S.C.C., unless it has been in one or more severe accidents. (see above)
4th rule of S.C.C., said car must have 75,000+ miles on engine.
5th rule of S.C.C., must produce excessive amounts of several types of toxic fumes, that can be distinguish by color and/or odor.
6th rule of S.C.C., no more than two (working) safety devices.
7th rule of S.C.C., POWER NOTHING (Broken electronics don’t count)
8th rule of S.C.C., no radios that cost more than the blue book on said car.
9th rule of S.C.C., if said car can make the quarter mile in less than 20 sec…this isn’t the club for you.
10th rule of S.C.C., said car needs to have been driven only once by owner to qualify. (meaning it doesn’t need to be presently in running order)
11th rule of S.C.C., car’s present value must not be over $5,000.
12th rule of S.C.C., all applicants may be turned down for any reason.
13th rule of S.C.C., all S.C.C. rules are subject to bending.
-more rules pending-

just sharing.