I've done this before...but I'll do it again.

Paperdoll's Fan Club!

That's right, now you can enjoy worhshipping Paperdoll! With 23(00) members to date, you can join us and pray to the holy Paperdoll Idol!
Join now and you'll get:

A free brand of lip gloss Paperdoll uses
Real saliva we got straight from Paperdoll's mouth!*
Your very own Paperdoll wig!
A "I LUV PAPERDOLL" t-shirt!
Part of Paperdoll's toliet seat!
A video of Paperdoll breathing!
A video of Paperdoll sneezing all over our hidden camera!
And one mystery item from Paperdoll's knicker drawer...**

* Well, actually, we got this from a dogs mouth.
** Stocks limited.

Lets do another one.

Lowercase Society Fan Club!
Do you love Lowercase Society?
Wish you could have a high post count like him?

Then join the [UNOFFICIAL] Lowercase Society Fan Club! Join within the next 5 minutes and you'll receive:

"How to Post Whore in 3 easy steps" by Lowercase Society
A free "MY POST COUNT IS HIGHER THAN YOURS" mug!
And a mystery item from his toliet...*

* Warning: May be brown, messy and smell bad.