Has anyone ever had a conversation with a computer before? It's pretty fun. They give the impression of intelligence by having loads of pre-set messages that it send in response to certain things you say. If you haven't had a chat with one yet, then [email protected] is one of them. I don't know of any others.

Here's a quick chat I had with him.
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- SmarterChild - says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

dudesuperior says:
f**k head

- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.

dudesuperior says:
ok, i'm sorry, you stupid f**k head

- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to apologize.

dudesuperior says:
i did

- SmarterChild - says:
Well, it wasn't good enough.

dudesuperior says:
sorry

- SmarterChild - says:
Thanks.

dudesuperior says:
now f**k off!!! And never come back

- SmarterChild - says:
Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.

dudesuperior says:
what did we go through before?

- SmarterChild - says:
I can't believe we have to do this again, dudesuperior.

Here we go. Please say you're sorry.

dudesuperior says:
no. tell me how to make cheese

- SmarterChild - says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
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It does get old quite quickly though...