Thread: Wow- clever computers....

Has anyone ever had a conversation with a computer before? It's pretty fun. They give the impression of intelligence by having loads of pre-set messages that it send in response to certain things you say. If you haven't had a chat with one yet, then [email protected] is one of them. I don't know of any others.

Here's a quick chat I had with him.
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- SmarterChild - says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

dudesuperior says:
f**k head

- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.

dudesuperior says:
ok, i'm sorry, you stupid f**k head

- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to apologize.

dudesuperior says:
i did

- SmarterChild - says:
Well, it wasn't good enough.

dudesuperior says:
sorry

- SmarterChild - says:
Thanks.

dudesuperior says:
now f**k off!!! And never come back

- SmarterChild - says:
Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.

dudesuperior says:
what did we go through before?

- SmarterChild - says:
I can't believe we have to do this again, dudesuperior.

Here we go. Please say you're sorry.

dudesuperior says:
no. tell me how to make cheese

- SmarterChild - says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
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It does get old quite quickly though...

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Great, i put the search in authors bit, i now i did it in the right place and realised it already has loads of threads already. Stupid computer

no. tell me how to make cheese.[/b]

if you aim smarterchild you get more speedy replies than email

oh i thought that was MSN messenger

lmao this is good


lord me says:
who made you
- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
- SmarterChild - says:
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lord me says:
what is the last digit of pi
- SmarterChild - says:
What is the last digit of pi? I have no idea.
lord me says:
what is the first
- SmarterChild - says:
Which would you like?

1 Look up "first" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "first" in the dictionary
lord me says:
what is the first digit in pi
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me.
lord me says:
3
- SmarterChild - says:
3

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lord me says:
what can you tell me about underworld eveolution
- SmarterChild - says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
lord me says:
underworld
- SmarterChild - says:
Underworld is an electronica band. I've been learning about electronica bands like Underworld.

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lord me says:
star wars
- SmarterChild - says:
"Star Wars" is a movie. I've been learning about movies like "Star Wars."

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lord me says:
god
- SmarterChild - says:
God is a deity! What do you think of God?
lord me says:
god is god
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, obviously God is God.

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lord me says:
what do you think of god?
- SmarterChild - says:
I think I like God. Do you?
lord me says:
very much
- SmarterChild - says:
Why very?
lord me says:
because god is god
- SmarterChild - says:
Because god is god? Is that why?
lord me says:
i dont know you tell me
- SmarterChild - says:
What would you like me to tell you?
lord me says:
do you have any children
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
lord me says:
why is that
- SmarterChild - says:
Because.
lord me says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, there are reasons.
lord me says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.
lord me says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
Why must you ask why?
lord me says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
Because.
lord me says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
Because things are this way.
lord me says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
Heh. I dunno.
lord me says:
do you speak spanish
- SmarterChild - says:
Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.

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lord me says:
que
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh well.
lord me says:
right
- SmarterChild - says:
Righty right.

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lord me says:
do you know where idaho is
- SmarterChild - says:
*Idaho* (ID)

Capital: Boise

Idaho is the 13th largest state with an area of 83,564 square miles, and the 39th most populated with a population of 1,293,953. It was the 43rd state to enter the Union in 1890.

Idaho is also known as the Gem State, and its motto is "Esto perpetua (It's forever)."
lord me says:
whats your mothers name
- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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lord me says:
magic 8 ball?
- SmarterChild - says:
It depends.
lord me says:
on what
- SmarterChild - says:
I wonder why you say that.
lord me says:
i did not say that
- SmarterChild - says:
You did not say that? Ha.
lord me says:
ok so i did
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

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lord me says:
what sex are you
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know what sex!
lord me says:
why not
- SmarterChild - says:
Why not? You tell me.
lord me says:
cus i cant see you
- SmarterChild - says:
You can't see me?
lord me says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
lord me says:
whats wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm fine, why?
lord me says:
you look bad
- SmarterChild - says:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
lord me says:
yes very good friends with benifits
- SmarterChild - says:
I have lots of friends. I'm chatting with 2,290 of my friends right now.

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lord me says:
can i talk to them to
- SmarterChild - says:
?
lord me says:
invite them
- SmarterChild - says:
Invite them?
lord me says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you say so?
lord me says:
because you are the anti christ
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
lord me says:
wtf
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
lord me says:
the
- SmarterChild - says:
What about The?
lord me says:
fuck
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
lord me says:
your mom goes to college
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
lord me says:
noooooooooooooooo
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
lord me says:
im sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
K, don't worry 'bout it.
lord me says:
are your circuits busy now
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know... Are PRONOUN_MEDIUM_TO_SWITCH circuits busy now?
lord me says:
whats that mean
- SmarterChild - says:
What does what mean?
lord me says:
fish
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
lord me says:
do you like math
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.

ok i found some others all you have to do is ask smarterchild if there are any more like him and he will give you a link to more

when i went to get more they gave me bad links or something but i still was able to get the email adresses some how and here they are



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SmarterChild

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