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About two years ago, while I was in the Airforce, they hit me with an unexpected drug test. They said I could not go to sleep until I had peed in this cup. I knew I was in trouble, because in the military, they make some old hairy dude stand next to you and watch you pee. I can never do it on command. If a lady is standing there, that's one thing, but another guy? I freak out and nothing good happens. |
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---o--- my DCs say I'm dreamy.
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Although I've never experienced it, I'm familiar with that conditon (I usually call it hyponatremia). I'm a biker, and when I go on long rides, I have to be sure to drink plenty of electrolytes, because I can drink a lot of water. |
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Well life is short, so love the one ya' got, 'cause you might get run over or you might get shot.
~Sublime
proof that you can indeed get too much of a good thing. |
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i am not a celebrity look-alike. i am a one-of-a-kind custom design original. any celeb who looks like me is a counterfeit and a copyright violation, and shall be destroyed.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Yeah, I heard a story a while back about a girl who tried a drug (cant remember which one) that made you thirsty, and she drank so much that the water was channeled to her brain which expanded and eventually killed her. |
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So, anyone one get together and have a party with lots of WATER? |
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So I was on a ski lift this one time with this random guy, right? So it turns out he's a track coach and an old marathon runner so we get talking about running, right? Anyway he was talking to me about this girl that he knew who he happened to be running a marathon with this one time. So she drinks a lot of water and she's acting funny. Of course, when you're running a marathon you go through all kinds of delirium so he didn't think much of it. Suddenly, she collapses. I guess she was so fucked up on water and on running that she didn't realise how much she had been drinking. Think of the last time when you were too fucked up already and someone keeps handing you beers, well it was exactly like that except with water, and a thousand or so more opportunities to grab one. So she just keeps drinking all that free water and she becomes hyponotremic and is running no longer in a marathon but some kind of water/fatigue trip. Anyway she got rushed to the hospital and almost died, but she was alright. |
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Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.
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