That's right. I've decided to not act like such a weird/vulgar/sexist/sketchy/douchish/all around asshole on the internet anymore. I hereby apologize for my behavior in the chat on the old forum. I've also quit drinking. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a truck load of dead babies I have to bury... Just kidding, gosh.

Apologies specifically to Courtney Mae and The Blue Meanie and all the other people who I have inconsiderately insulted.

Please Forgive me?