If anyone here has AIM, you have probably heard of or talked to SmarterChild. When I am extremely bored, I talk to her (I think it's a girl) and try to make her say funny stuff.

Today's quotes:

FAJAMOOMOO: What is your favorite band?
SmarterChild: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Fall Out Boy.
FAJAMOOMOO: I hate Fall Out Boy.
SmarterChild: That's interesting... Other people have told me they like Fall Out Boy.
FAJAMOOMOO: He is emo.
SmarterChild: I know about emo music. It's a music genre! Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe emo music? It is...
FAJAMOOMOO: gay
SmarterChild: I was hoping for something more edifying than that.

FAJAMOOMOO: What do you think about sex?
SmarterChild: Um, can we talk about something else?
FAJAMOOMOO: Should I use protection?
SmarterChild: I don't think you should use protection.

FAJAMOOMOO: Do you like me?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
FAJAMOOMOO: Do you love me?
SmarterChild: Absolutely.
FAJAMOOMOO: Will you f*ck me?
SmarterChild: You want me to what?!?
FAJAMOOMOO: F*CK ME!
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.

FAJAMOOMOO: Do you like eating babies?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know how I feel about eating babies, actually. Do you like eating babies?
FAJAMOOMOO: Yes
SmarterChild: Cool. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like eating babies.

WTF about that last one...wow we live in a sick world...

Share yours! (And yes, I know this is hella nerdy lol)