Smarter Child is hilarious. I once told him something like this:

Me: Uggh I have a test tomorrow. A huge one.
Smarter Child: Would you like me to give you a reminder for this?
Me: No it's ok, I'll remember it.
Smarter Child: You will do no such thing.

And the other thing was I asked him if he liked... touching children and he said yes.


Also, if you swear at him 1-5 times, he will just ask for apologees every post until you apologize.