Thread: Question For The Ladies, Story For The Guys

Originally Posted by The

Walking long distances, the "junk" is a serious annoyance.
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O.O

That is definately the first time I've heard a guy refer to that as an annoyance.
lol.

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How did I miss this thread!

I happen to think guys are adorable in makeup.
I've begged every good guy friend of mine if I could put make up on them. I've even gone further and asked if I could doll them up even more than that but none of them ever took me up on it. A couple seemed intrigued but never allowed me to.

At the risk of coming off as even creepier than Blue thinks I am... guys, if ever you're in Canada and feel like being my own personal barbie doll... drop on in anytime.

Originally Posted by Vex

At the risk of coming off as even creepier than Blue thinks I am... guys, if ever you're in Canada and feel like being my own personal barbie doll... drop on in anytime. [/b]

Okay, but no mascara. I don't need mascara, see, these lovely lashes, they're all re...



Ummm. Okay.

Fine. No mascara.

But the things I could do with all that hair.

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I have to add this

"Real men wear pink"
-Donavin Deegen, Dominic Deegen

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moving on swiftly ...

why are so many of you men so upset about having the y chromosome?
you could just as easily be cloned into a girl (without using anyones DNA but your own) well a girl would have to be a hybrid between herself and a male to donate the y.

be happy with your gender ... or not

Originally Posted by The

No, I'm dead serious. If I had a choice between being male and being female, I'd choose female. Permanently.[/b]

Me too! I mean, I'm inclined to be emotionally feminine, but I don't think a large broad 6'4"-tall girl would look very attractive (no offence, girls).

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

So as a kind of bathroom reading exercise and because jeez I need a way to lighten things up in here I always read all the ingredients and things on her nail varnish, hand cleanser and whatever. [/b]

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

OMG - I do this too! I LOVE reading ingredients and stuff on bathroom products! LOL
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haha Burns and Kaniaz, I do the same thing
amazing

Originally Posted by girlEcho

haha Burns and Kaniaz, I do the same thing
amazing
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Ditto. I mean, it's like, the only thing to keep my mind busy while I'm taking a crap.

Originally Posted by girlEcho

haha Burns and Kaniaz, I do the same thing
amazing[/b]

Originally Posted by girlEcho

Ditto. I mean, it's like, the only thing to keep my mind busy while I'm taking a crap.[/b]

you guys!

and I thought I was the only one, lol

Originally Posted by QwinsepiaSquared

Ditto. I mean, it's like, the only thing to keep my mind busy while I'm taking a crap.
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I sometimes do it as well. I have a soft spot for methylchloroisothiazolinone which appears on several bottles.

I just looked at the Wikipedia page for that.

Methylchloroisothiazolinoneis very pimp[/b]

Very pimp, huh?

Originally Posted by ;339382

methylchloroisothiazolinone
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Hey! That's in shampoo and conditioners....

....um... that was when I was younger.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

I haven't made a topic in ages so let me make one now, and let it be good.

OK, so here's the story.

I drank a whole lot of smoothie and I felt a bit ill. As you probably know smoothie is full of greatness like Vitamin C and all that and it's supposed to be really good for you so I drink a lot every week. And consistently make myself feel a bit sick. But I drank, like, a litre of it, pretty amazing I know don't thank me.

But now I'm not feeling so great. I said this part.

So I go to the toliet and go for a crap. Have I gripped your attention? Great. But anyway, in my bathroom my mom puts all her cosmetics around the place - it's like Pretty Pussy Place in there, every time you go in you fear your masculinity is at stake. So as a kind of bathroom reading exercise and because jeez I need a way to lighten things up in here I always read all the ingredients and things on her nail varnish, hand cleanser and whatever. And it's really good. I could tell you the names of several Lo'real products that were not tested on animals and contained deoxlybuermnexin or whatever they call that stuff.

So today there's some lipstick on the side, and I'm like, what the hell. In the name of science, I'm going to venture where no man has gone before. I finish my toliet business with all the speed of a volcanologist on a, uh, pretty angry volcano, and LIBERALLY APPLY LIPSTICK (to my lips).

Look in the mirror.

Apart from the face part, I look BEAUTIFUL. Seriously. Hey guys, check me out. I'm so hot I could burn fire!

Now, here's the problem.

I got it all over my teeth (it's 007 Cherry Blossom by the way) and I did kind of apply it to some of the skin around my lips that wasn't actually, y'know, my lips. And now all I can taste is lipstick and, like, it's all sparkly and stuff and it won't wash away. My lips look like a glitter shop just exploded on them. I put another one of my mom's cosmetic products onto my lips (handwash) and scrubbed a bunch but wow it stays on A LOT and now I can also taste cream handwash. Not doing wonders for my 'feeling queasiness' here. But that much will go away I guess. I just wish the taste would go. Cherry Blossom does not taste like cherries.

Either way wow lipstick is amazing. My lips are all moist and beautiful again, they puffed all up and Jesus guys you should try it sometime. I'm considering becoming a drag queen.

OK, so that last part was a joke, but seriously. Ladies, why have you been hiding lipstick from us all this time? Is it because you want our lips to look like shit? I DEMAND MEN'S LIPSTICK.

EDIT: I would've taken pictures maybe for your benefit but that would be a bit creepy, less funny and besides my mom would be a little, well, concerned if I was gallavanting around the house with a camera to take "pretty pictures of me for people on the internet".
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ha...Awesome! Personally I don't use lipstick because I hate reapplying it. And I think guys should wear what they want doesnt matter if its "made" for women or not. Oh and ive seen some really nice lips on guys more so than females. It's not really hidden it would just be looked down upon in society.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

I can't help but wonder why you put it on in the first place I'm no lipstick expert but couldn't you just use water? [/b]

no, using water would make it worse. you have to take off lipstick delicatly and not smear it all around or you willl look like a kid drinking too much kool aide