Welcome to an official Dreamviews senseless banter game (contains 3% fat, no added sugar)!

In this game, the aim is simple. Try to make the reader laugh by replying to something in a funny way, I'll explain:

Say I choose the topic 'Rejected topics for the Christmas message'. I respond by saying something like this:

Flying Reindeer: Fact or Fiction?

Got it? Also, to stop this thread going mad, I'll be the only one to post them for a while. Here's the first one:

'Rejected Fairy tale ideas'