Thread: I Got A Boo-boo

I cut my finger ever so slightly on this chair wheel (don't ask how that happened it just leapt at me). It hurts.

ALSO I NOMINATE THIS BEST THREAD OF SENSELESS BANTER.

I know how to fix this!
I just need a rubber band, some antibacterial foam, a ball of cotton, and some hedge clippers.

Fingering your anus, with your boo-boo finger might be an option.

That is all.[/i]

You could always orgas.......nah, too easy.

I sliced the tip of my finger right off at work yesterday and it didn't stop bleeding fr around an hour.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

I sliced the tip of my finger right off at work yesterday and it didn't stop bleeding fr around an hour.[/b]

god I hope you're joking. I can never tell, seeing as this is the BEST SENSELESS BANTER THREAD and all.

and since we're talking about finger injuries, I stabbed a needle into the pad of my thumb down to the bone yesterday. And it didn't stop bleeding for an hour either.

Originally Posted by Burns

god I hope you're joking. I can never tell, seeing as this is the BEST SENSELESS BANTER THREAD and all.

and since we're talking about finger injuries, I stabbed a needle into the pad of my thumb down to the bone yesterday. And it didn't stop bleeding for an hour either.
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Nope I'm not kidding, it took 3 plasters/ bandaids? for it to finally stop. Oh and ouch to the needle in the bone incident but then you are clumsy so I can't say I'm surprised

Originally Posted by NeAvO

but then you are clumsy so I can't say I'm surprised [/b]

I think you know me a little too well, haha

Originally Posted by NeAvO

I sliced the tip of my finger right off at work yesterday and it didn't stop bleeding fr around an hour. [/b]

Want me to help you with that?

aaaaaaw poor babies.. kiss all the boo boos!!

One kid in my reading class spent half an hour sewing his fingers together. On purpose.

Wasn't a pretty sight when he tried to rip the threads out. Ouch!

One kid in my reading class spent half an hour sewing his fingers together. On purpose.[/b]

Well, it would be kind of hard to do that accidentally. I know I've never threaded a needle by mistake, for example.

I recently finger-gasmed all over the keyboard.
(Holy Baby Jesus, I need to give that one a rest)

I tore all the skin off the middle-finger knuckle for being a dumbass and hitting the punching bag with no gloves on, while drunk, the other night. Doesn't really hurt but GodDamn is it ever irritating. Pretty ugly scab, too.

Jesus, Burns, why do you keep hurting yourself?

Oh, I got cut up in the holidays too. Me and my cousie were climbing up a massive bush covered in manuka tree scrub and thick undergrowth, with no path, to make it up to the cellphone tower on the top of the hill. In shorts and sandals. It was the hell bushwacker treck. We got to the top, nearly, and found that the last 100m was an uphill climb through chest-deep blackberry bushes and cutty-grass. We got our legs cut to ribbons, like, they were TOTALLY red. No part of skin left unsoaked by blood. My socks are still bloody, can't wash it out, and so are my shoes. Still have the scars.

It was great fun. Complete stupid, but great fun.

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Originally Posted by arby

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pfft&#33; take it like a man&#33;

The worst I&#39;ve done to my fingers is cut them with a sheet of metal. I guess I&#39;m one of the lucky ones.

Although I do feel sympathy for those of you who have suffered great pain.

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I win

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Originally Posted by MSG

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Fixed. Actually, broken (quote my post and you&#39;ll see).