Ok I'm bored so I'm going to play a game with you DV people

This is how it works:

Person one comes up with a jam and asks "what do you do?" and it's up to next person to say how he would have solved the situation. And then the person who answered comes up with another jam and so on.

I hope you understand

Ok so I'll start:

You're on your first date with your dream girl at her place. You're on the bathroom and you're having the trots, and when you finally finish you notice that there's no toilet paper left, what do you do? ;>