Thread: Game: How Do You Get Out Of The Jam?

Originally Posted by BohmaN

hahahaha great =D

Hmm... You're high on LDS when your mom comes to pick you up from the party, what do you do?
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You say...are you Jesus?

It is the end of the world, all the girls of the world invite you to a giant orgy to get the last out of these few days.

There is chance that if you go to the shelter deep underground, you may survive, yet girls that surive will likely never give you an orgy like this one.

Do you go for the orgy, party it up and die

Or settle for mediocre sex till the end of your days in the barren destroyed world?

I go underground and have lots of lucid sex instead of the one time orgy.

You really want do come up with a creative respond to my post, what do you do?

Respond with sarcastic commentary that adds nothing to the topic except a sense of ill-wishing

Kaniaz, why do you respond, but not play?

You find yourself listening to gangsta wrap. Theheadphones are stapled on in a manner that removing them would cause permanent scarring. What doest thou deu?

ouch that's a hard one. Turn the volume down!

You have a terrible pain in your ass after a party last night and you decide to go to the doctor who is very sexy and when she's doing x-ray on you she discovers that you have a condom - with some material inside it to make it stiff - stuck up deep in your ass. She decides to pull it out... embarassing... but ALSO there's text on it written in permanent saying: "I'm completely gay but I still love you doctor". What doest thou deu?

uhhh... Whats is the problem?

It's embarassing.

Kaniaz, why do you respond, but not play? [/b]

Because I'm dead inside.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Because I'm dead inside.
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Your doctor says that you have a heart problem and will die within the next 2 months. But your body won’t feel any different and you won’t need to go to a hospital, what do you do?

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Because I'm dead inside.
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hey God
why are you doing this to me?
am i not living up to what i'm supposed to be?
why am i seething with this animosity?
hey God
i think you owe me a great big apology.[/b]

Get a second opinion. If that is the same, go to an island of orange soda worshiping natives and jump a big volcano.

You find yourself in Detroit. What doest thou deu?

Originally Posted by Led

Get a second opinion. If that is the same, go to an island of orange soda worshiping natives and jump a big volcano.

You find yourself in Detroit. What doest thou deu?[/b]

You get a list of things to do at the nearest hotel, since you know nothing about Detroit, such an obscure city.

You come across a strange looking man, with brown stains on his face, missing a finger, and a strong odor emanates from him resembling cheese. His hair hangs to his knees and he wears a tie die (?) shirt. He offers you a fine white powder you've never seen before. He says it makes him "see sound" and that it "allows the " Hogin Bogins"" to take over his brain, he shoves a handful to snort towards you, and asks you to give god his regards...what do you do?

I say, "Hallo, Foul Ol' Ron. How's Ankh-Morpork these days?"

You are in a beautiful classic '69 Mustang, speeding down the interstate, just about to pass a large semi, when two more large semis with Volvo emblems come out of nowhere to box you in. You look to your left only to see the driver of that truck aiming a pump shotgun at you through his passenger-side window. What do you do?

Ejection seat + remote car detonator + hang glider

You die. What do you do?

I wake up, as it turns out I only dreamed that I died.

Al Gore becomes President of the United States. What do you do?

Go to taco bell.

Dreamviews shuts down permanently. what do you do?

Go to another message board.

You're sleeping in your house (Pretend you have a house, mmkay) and you hear loud, angry banging on your front door at 2 AM. What do you do?

Is this one of those threads that goes on for 80 pages but nobody gets a laugh out of, ever?

I've laughed a few times.

Originally Posted by BohmaN

I've laughed a few times.[/b]

EXACTLY