Type whatever comes into your head

**Cowmaster94** · 03-08-2009 02:58 AM

Chickens

**Super Duck** · 03-08-2009 08:29 PM

Hens

**capoopy** · 03-09-2009 01:53 AM

I just got back from Philly

**Techno** · 03-09-2009 02:04 AM

Belvedere! The chef's gone mad! What did I tell you about telling him to cook geese?!

**Man of Steel** · 03-09-2009 04:01 AM

"'Ere! Barlow! The meat's gone rancid, boy!"

"Not my problem, sir, you done signed the ticket. Take it up with Boss, he'll fix you up with bruises and such I bet! Hahahahahaha!"

"Why you rotten no-good scoundrel rascal scallywag! I'll have your-"

"Sucker!"

**YULAW** · 03-09-2009 04:39 AM

Im gonna drop an album like B-Rad and call it Malibooty!

**DeeryTheDeer** · 03-09-2009 05:14 AM

Take my breath awaaaayyyy

**Half/Dreaming** · 03-09-2009 07:17 AM

boobs. like always.

**Amethyst Star** · 03-09-2009 05:30 PM

I want attention, but am not so conceited as to go begging for it. Meh.

And this cherry cobbler-flavored yogurt is tasty!... needs more cherries, though.

**oniman7** · 03-09-2009 05:37 PM

I love having internet at school!

**Mariano** · 03-09-2009 06:59 PM

Eh...me muero de ganas de, cagarte en la pelada

**capoopy** · 03-09-2009 10:41 PM

Nirvana

**paragon** · 03-09-2009 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by oniman7

I love having internet at school!

Just wait 'til you get the internet at work!!

*wonders how much he got paid to type this message*

**Techno** · 03-09-2009 10:49 PM

blahblahblah, corkscrew your mouth, doll-face

**Siиdяed** · 03-09-2009 10:51 PM

I hate it here.

**capoopy** · 03-09-2009 11:08 PM

Your mom hates it here. At my house. In bed.

**Adam** · 03-09-2009 11:12 PM

I'm going to China

**Cowmaster94** · 03-10-2009 02:29 AM

Waffles!!!!

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-10-2009 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by capoopy

Your mom hates it here. At my house. In bed.

yeah I don't blame her

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-10-2009 02:41 AM

I wonder how many times I've written 'haha' or 'lol' or 'rofl' while in reality I might have only smiled or MAYBE slightly giggled.

Then add that to all the times y'all have.

Then add that to all the times everyone ever has.

I bet it's over a google.

We emote in text more than with our bodies now :'(

**Lucky27** · 03-10-2009 03:29 AM

It's like we're slowly turning into robots. Some of us are emotionally numb from being glued to the internet and television. Why do you think so many T.V. shows still have laugh-tracks? "Oh, that shit really wasn't funny; but the invisible audience is laughing. So I will too HAROFLHA."

We still remember those dwindling emotions. They're hanging on by a thread. We're doing everything we can to keep our feelings from permanently disappearing.

What would my emotions tell me to feel in this situation? According to my calculations there's a 76% chance they'd say

, 12%

, and 12%

.

So i'm going to go with...

.

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-10-2009 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by Lucky27

Why do you think so many T.V. shows still have laugh-tracks? "Oh, that shit really wasn't funny; but the invisible audience is laughing. So I will too HAROFLHA."

And I truly laughed out loud at that one

YAY I'm still alive