actually, the bacon song goes:

BBBBBAAAAACCCCCCCOOOOOONNNNNNNN
Bacon is the best!
It beats out all the rest!
I want it all of the time!
Give it to me baby,
I might share some, maybe,
but It's going to be fucking mine!
Greasy and fatty,
your heart will die happy,
Of Cardiac arrest!
BACON'S THE BEST!
CAAAAARRRRDDDDIIAAAACCC ARREST!
BAAAACCCCCOOONNNN's
THE BEST!