Thread: Create new ways to become banned

Originally Posted by Kromoh

I know the best way to get banned


Beat Seeker's post count

Or,

Beat Seeker's bottom

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

What if somebody actually gets banned because of this thread? That would be a classic.

I smell martyrdom

I had to have had the biggest one. I put a whole bunch of spaces in to make up for the length i had to delete because it was too long.

I win, yall loose, suck it!!!

That was you?? :p Arrrr. Thanks for making us all freeze up.

Originally Posted by Squall

Good job guys, you froze the computers of everyone who has tried to view this page in the past few hours. No more long posts, or competition for the longest posts please. Unless you really DO want to get banned. ^^

Best way to get banned? Disobey Squall's warning but, not only here; do it in his PM box. While you're at it, also do so to Seeker, asher, and - for old time's sake - icedawg.

Entitle said PMs "Ban me please: If you have the balls."

Make your name something similar to asher.

By royal decree any name that has the sounds as, sh, he or er is now an illegal name.

Same with any name starting with an A

OH SHI-

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

That was you?? :p Arrrr. Thanks for making us all freeze up.

No worries It froze my computer up also.

Sorry guys

In the "Help" section just type "dead baby jokes", like "Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 10 trees".

send this to Burns.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Best way to get banned? Disobey Squall's warning but, not only here; do it in his PM box. While you're at it, also do so to Seeker, asher, and - for old time's sake - icedawg.

Entitle said PMs "Ban me please: If you have the balls."

lmao!!! Yeah, that should do it.

Originally Posted by tyrantt23

lmao!!! Yeah, that should do it.

has anybody mentioned sending a virus through the server?

Originally Posted by arby

Make your name something similar to asher.

By royal decree any name that has the sounds as, sh, he or er is now an illegal name.

Same with any name starting with an A

OH SHI-

Make your screen name "Asherhole".

Get banned and then continue to post in the Feedback forum demanding the admins unban you immediately "or else"

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

No worries It froze my computer up also.

Sorry guys

Stop taking my credit! It was I with the REALLY long post, and tyrantt23 who subsequently quoted my post. I just put several thousand empty lines in with copy+paste. It took up half the page with all those long posts there.

Originally Posted by lseadragon

Stop taking my credit! It was I with the REALLY long post, and tyrantt23 who subsequently quoted my post. I just put several thousand empty lines in with copy+paste. It took up half the page with all those long posts there.

There's a way to settle this. Let's find some innocent forum site that concerns something none of us are interested in at all and have a long post battle to establish male dominance once and for all. Does anybody know of a shuffleboard discussion site we can ruin?

Originally Posted by Burns

Get banned and then continue to post in the Feedback forum demanding the admins unban you immediately "or else"

well, that would require that the user be banned in the first place.

Btw Burns, did you like my picture?


Btw Universal Mind, why not "ld4all". Its another lucid dreaming site that we could trash and leave in our wake a pile of POO!!! I'm down, anybody else?

/me gets reeady to make the site re-direct to DV

post a "create new ways to get banned" thread


down with seeker!

Originally Posted by tyrantt23

Sorry to let you down, but that still leaves mine as the longest post.

I quoted his post, added another line with a few words explaining why his post wasn't the longest one anymore, and then I went back and edited my post, adding another line... it said something like:

"ps. These long posts seem to be slowing down my computer a lot, so it'll probably end up crashing older computers"

Thus... I can probably say I had the longest post in DV history. Good job though, you're second place.

Actually, I copied your post and added more to it, I'm pretty sure. So I had the longest post.

Originally Posted by Alcarinquë

Actually, I copied your post and added more to it, I'm pretty sure. So I had the longest post.

You're lying.

Originally Posted by Alcarinquë

Actually, I copied your post and added more to it, I'm pretty sure. So I had the longest post.

Well, sorry to let you down, but I know you didn't. :p

I was the last person to post before all the long posts were deleted. I know this because I subscribe to this thread, and I kept checking to see if there was any new posts. The only time a new post appeared was when Squall deleted the posts and announced that they were crashing people's computers.

Originally Posted by tyrantt23

Well, sorry to let you down, but I know you didn't. :p

I was the last person to post before all the long posts were deleted. I know this because I subscribe to this thread, and I kept checking to see if there was any new posts. The only time a new post appeared was when Squall deleted the posts and announced that they were crashing people's computers.

You're lying to.

I am the supreme extremely long posting guy!!!! You are all posers.

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

You're lying to.

I am the supreme extremely long posting guy!!!! You are all posers.

oh. Well, that can't be, because the post you just made is a lot smaller than the post I just made:



ok. I'll stop now before it gets too long and I get banned fo rizzle!

ps. Do you know how long it took me to train all those bananas to dance in perfect sync? Bananas are dumber than most people think...

Originally Posted by tyrantt23

oh. Well, that can't be, because the post you just made is a lot smaller than the post I just made:



ok. I'll stop now before it gets too long and I get banned fo rizzle!

ps. Do you know how long it took me to train all those bananas to dance in perfect sync? Bananas are dumber than most people think...

I know you were'nt out curing cancer while you were training those bannanas.