Haha... I just wactched an episode of the family guy here's how it goes...

The dad's name is Peter right... I don't really pay attention to the names...
And the son Kyle right?

*Peter walks to his son's door*
*A hitting like sound is coming from his room*
Peter: Can I come in?
Kyle: NO NO!!
Peter: I'm coming in!!
*Peter goes in*
Kyle: I was about to break a record!!
*Puts down paddle ball*
Peter: Kyle, every man has the urge to look at naked women, so I'm giving you this.
*Peter hands box of porno magazines*
Kyle: WOAH!! What a nice rack on... MOM??
*Peter takes picture*
Peter: That was an ... anniversary present...
Kyle: Go dad!
Peter: Well, bye...
*Peter steps outside and pounding noise commences*
*Peter looks at the paddleball in his hand*
GET IT?!?! haha!