Thread: The dreamviews superhero(ine) team!

Meh, I'm no superhero... My name is "The Random Guy". Not even worthy enough to have a proper name, I'm just one of the countless random henchmen that try to thwart the superheroes' plans. I am skilled at making obscenely poor choices while holding a superhero captive, making last stands and falling off balconies. *Clenches heart after being karate chopped from behind*

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Meh, I'm no superhero... My name is "The Random Guy". Not even worthy enough to have a proper name, I'm just one of the countless random henchmen that try to thwart the superheroes' plans. I am skilled at making obscenely poor choices while holding a superhero captive, making last stands and falling off balconies. *Clenches heart after being karate chopped from behind*

Reminds me of Austin Powers, when Michael Kane says "do you know how many henchmen I have killed? Look at you, you haven't even got a nametag. Just fall down now".

Can I be the nosy reporter for the local paper?

I can never quite work out that all the superheroes are, in fact, my work colleagues without their glasses on

Originally Posted by Ynot

Can I be the nosy reporter for the local paper?

I can never quite work out that all the superheroes are, in fact, my work colleagues without their glasses on

NeAvO, needs no glases, he can just use his power to go unnoticed.

every secret identity wears glasses
it's the rules

How about these?

only if you were Groucho Marx-Man

So you still haven't figured out who I am, then? Good.


Say, that Clark Kent fellow is swell, isn't he?

I'm really loving this thread.. you guys crack me up!
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Originally Posted by NeAvO

Reminds me of Austin Powers, when Michael Kane says "do you know how many henchmen I have killed? Look at you, you haven't even got a nametag. Just fall down now".

Hehe, that's pretty much where I got my inspiration, but now that you know to much, I must eliminate you! *Gets thrown into a pit of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads*

Spar, may I ask what it is you are doing while the evil villain is monologueing (sp?) about the rest of his evil plan?

I contemplate how much longer I have to live...

Originally Posted by Merlock

You want an evil villain? I'm your evil villain.

I'm going to find Mark75, take a skinning knife and rip off his skin, bit by bit. Did I mention the knife is jagged and rusted?
Then, I will slowly and painfully rip out his finger nails and break each finger afterwards at each joint. Though, that'll all seem quite painless when the pain of twisting and ripping off each of his hands ensues.
I'll then continue to rip his hair out, bunch by bunch, and feed it to him, making him drink it up with his own blood, which I'll drain from the above mentioned wrists with no hands.
At that point I'll probably get bored and throw him whole into an industrial shredder where he will suffer several seconds of excruciating pain as his limbs and inner organs are ripped apart.

Aye, sounds like good retribution for the above idiocy. This may be senseless banter but you'd better watch what you say.

Oooo, you play rough. <3

UPDATE on things wandering nowhere feels like there's miles to go

dodobird
skysaw ()
Amethyst Star ()
TweaK
Clairity
NeAvO
Alex D () are all accepted. But not MoS. I'm still annoyed at him. Also, he has held water from thirsty people, and has taken over the world several times. And burnt t-shirts.

Congratulations, you're superhero(ine)s! Your mission may come at any time. Be prepared. Or don't be - it'll be funnier.

Merlock, yes, ok, don't kill me...

Mark75, are you a hero or villian? Or anti-hero? Or anti-villain? And does that mean you would explode on contact?

Ynot, can you run a story on a detective who talks to animals?

Spartiate, can you go get some orange sherbet?

arby, you're not evil enough yet. You can be a comic villain, but not supervillain yet.

lseadragon, you don't have to do this. You can let it run. But it won't go anywhere! No, I'm not letting that happen.

Originally Posted by lseadragon

Mark75, are you a hero or villian? Or anti-hero? Or anti-villain? And does that mean you would explode on contact?

Don't try to label me, man!!!


PS

Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Giga-Super-Turbo-Villain.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Don't try to label me, man!!!


PS

Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Giga-Super-Turbo-Villain.

You forgot "uber."

Originally Posted by lseadragon

But not MoS. I'm still annoyed at him. Also, he has held water from thirsty people, and has taken over the world several times. And burnt t-shirts.

I never did anything of the sort. You're thinking of arby.

Name: Vixy

Main Power: Disguising myself as a villain in order to get within close quarters for further stopping of evil treachery.

Secondary Power: Super-human strength. Big things come in small packages, eh?

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I never did anything of the sort. You're thinking of arby.

O R L Y ?

Area Man Makes News Again!
That's right, folks, I'm on the front page of The Onion this week. The story title is Area Man Meets That Special Someone Else. The facts are, as usual, a bit inaccurate, but at least they're still paying attention to me. The reporter told me they would run my photo showing off my cape, but I guess they were short on space.

The police know me as Sylar.
My power is to scary to be revealed to you people...
so guys, maybe we could meet up sometime?
I would love to get to know you all better...

Originally Posted by Lord Toaster

The police know me as Sylar.
My power is to scary to be revealed to you people...
so guys, maybe we could meet up sometime?
I would love to get to know you all better...

*knows*

*hides*



EDIT: Hey skysaw, I also saw under that article the headline: "Area Boyfriend Keeps Bringing Up Scrabble Victory." Any relation?

EDIT 2: I actually read that scrabble article. Wow.

Originally Posted by lseadragon

UPDATE on things wandering nowhere feels like there's miles to go

dodobird
skysaw ()
Amethyst Star ()
TweaK
Clairity
NeAvO
Alex D () are all accepted. But not MoS. I'm still annoyed at him. Also, he has held water from thirsty people, and has taken over the world several times. And burnt t-shirts.

Congratulations, you're superhero(ine)s! Your mission may come at any time. Be prepared. Or don't be - it'll be funnier.

Merlock, yes, ok, don't kill me...

Mark75, are you a hero or villian? Or anti-hero? Or anti-villain? And does that mean you would explode on contact?

Ynot, can you run a story on a detective who talks to animals?

Spartiate, can you go get some orange sherbet?

arby, you're not evil enough yet. You can be a comic villain, but not supervillain yet.

lseadragon, you don't have to do this. You can let it run. But it won't go anywhere! No, I'm not letting that happen.

Not even a mention of the gay sidekick more commonly known as Goldney. *flounces off in a huff*

Originally Posted by goldney

Not even a mention of the gay sidekick more commonly known as Goldney. *flounces off in a huff*

Sorry.. I just had a visual of Goldney as the gay sidekick "flouncing" off!
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