Thread: The dreamviews superhero(ine) team!

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Okay, Toast just scared the steely crap outta me...

That must have hurt. (Sorry, couldn't help it. Just felt bad for that poor toilet.)

And I can't wait, either... *checks to see when that is*

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

And I can't wait, either... *checks to see when that is*

Can't wait for what?

BiVixen, you're in.

Lord Toaster, you're scary.

Goldney, you're annoying.

Can I have Omnipotence?

Just a bit over three weeks now, September 24!

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Just a bit over three weeks now, September 24!

Okay I'm going to ask it anyway.

What's special about September 24th other than the fact it's exactly 5 months from my birthday?

I'm guessing that's when the new season of Heroes starts, although it doesn't really matter to me since I don't have the right channels in the UK... we're still half way through the first serason

Originally Posted by Lord Toaster

I'm guessing that's when the new season of Heroes starts, although it doesn't really matter to me since I don't have the right channels in the UK... we're still half way through the first serason

Heroes finished in the UK about 2 months ago in July.

On sci-fi yeah,but the BBC are showing it now, then the spinoff series, then season 2 in one big go. Should be fun.

I watched it in time with america. cus im like that.


in more current affair, Im probably a supervillian. i dont really look the hero part.

My superhero name is Darkie the Walrus-man

I have a hyper-powered sense of smell. It's cooler than you think, here's what supersmell can potentially let you do.

Know if people are around even if they're hidden or muffled in some way.

Be able to tell when people are nervous, lying, sick, or holding.

Figure out where people went and certain times and stuff.

So I'm like the detective character.

You can also detect who farted in an elevator.

The most important super power of all!!!

Hello, I'm foot-in-mouth guy. I possess the Super-Human ability to say things I shouldn't. My powers involve pissing people off and burning bridges. I once saved a woman from my own stupidity by shutting up and walking away.

I'm a cancer. I like long walks on the beach. My turn-ons are naked women and trail mix. My turn-offs are double posters and people who are clearly better than me. Therefor, I hate you all.

So, do I have what it takes to be one of you?

Well, you've certainly got the self-pitying, angsty internal conflict thing going on...

Only when it applies. And where's this mysterious PM

Oh, yes, I should get around to sending that. Also, yup, Sep. 24 is the US Heroes premiere.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Hello, I'm foot-in-mouth guy. I possess the Super-Human ability to say things I shouldn't. My powers involve pissing people off and burning bridges. I once saved a woman from my own stupidity by shutting up and walking away.

I'm a cancer. I like long walks on the beach. My turn-ons are naked women and trail mix. My turn-offs are double posters and people who are clearly better than me. Therefor, I hate you all.

So, do I have what it takes to be one of you?

Hey, jerk, that's my job!

Originally Posted by Mark75

Behold! For I am the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja! I control the powers of awesome and use them for... more awesome. Evil awesome. Because that's cool.

That is all. You may now return to your mundane existences.


PS

I stomp kittens

You can't have all the powers Mark75. It's against the rules. Which rules I hear you cry. These ones *punches Mark in the face*


Behold for I have slain the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja.

All hail goldney, the mighty Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja-slayer!




Uh-oh. He's getting back up...

Is it too late to join in?

Hello! I am Gestulle the third. As a youth I was beaten with noodles, lost all of my comic collection, fell in some kind of green water, was raped in a 1v1 match of Tennis 2K1 , forced to eat fine cheees, and ran for president for 23 seconds. After this life of trauma I was transformed into the tainted, evil supervillan known and feared everywhere!




I FEAST ON SIDEKICKS AND SUPER CUTE SUPERHEROES with my power of venom touch and a secondary power of... shrinking to half my size!

I can give myself any power! Top that!

I look something like this:

... No! I mean this:

Omnius Deus is in. Welcome aboard. Have a banana.

Oneironaught, I'm afraid that's more of a super anti-power. I will have to consider.

GestaltAlteration, that's a cool picture. Have a banana.

Keeper, you're cheating. I'm going to have to burn your clothes.

Can I do whatever a spider can

Okay, just give me a bit to think about a power (it is only one, right?)

Originally Posted by goldney

You can't have all the powers Mark75. It's against the rules. Which rules I hear you cry. These ones *punches Mark in the face*


Behold for I have slain the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja.

The best you could hope for in punching me is that some of my good looks will rub off onto your fist (they didn't).