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This thread is quite funny, well done everyone (Besides Wendy)

Originally Posted by Burns

ironic coming from the guy with your avatar

That was kind of the joke, Burns.

Wendylove is so cool. I aspire to be exactly like her.

Crush, Kill, Destroy. Crush, Kill, Destroy

Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you

Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn’t plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin’ to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”
Said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs

“Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some shit is going down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“Think, think, quick, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you”
She hops all over him
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar

Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says, “Say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Now he’s opening the closet…

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Crush, Kill, Destroy. Crush, Kill, Destroy

It's Krush, Kill and Destroy, not Crush, Kill, Destroy.

wendy, you were the one being fooled, we fooled you into thinking you fooled us. you used this "joke" on dream views twice, its not funny. most dream views members are smarter than you think, most are probably smarter than you.

seriously, when will you get banned

Originally Posted by wendylove

Everyone is getting stupider. Their is no method. I can't believe you fooled for it

Well, I'm really good at tricks, so don't be too hurt. Also, I will not update.

Let's see. What should I bring out first? "Grammar Nazi in a Can" or "Sarcasmo"?

*cough* Somebody *cough* moved this to Senseless for a reason. Not the Lounge, not a different dream-related forum. So, I think that for now, in true Strongbad fashion, I will consider this post "DELETED!"

... or at least closed. Sorry to ruin your fun, Gh.