This is Harry: |
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We have a problem that needs expert opinion from the British. There is this dragon that has been terrorizing my castle for weeks now. We tried everything from catapults to magic tipped arrows, but nothing works! We hired a squad of warlocks to engage in battle with the dragon, but they were easily consumed by its firey breath, which was the biggest waste of 20 shillings I'v ever seen. The damn thing kills everything, which is good in some cases (the mountain trolls were becoming quite a concern). |
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Last edited by Half/Dreaming; 08-21-2007 at 06:04 PM.
Still can't WILD........
This is Harry: |
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What's a shilling? |
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NeAvO's Nightly JourneysAdopted: Hazel AngelGirl ShadowsandTerrorhawkerCourtesy of GoldneyShoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars.Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
Last edited by NeAvO; 08-20-2007 at 08:40 PM.
NeAvO's Nightly JourneysAdopted: Hazel AngelGirl ShadowsandTerrorhawkerCourtesy of GoldneyShoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars.Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
Want me to take care of it for you, or are you dead set on getting some Brits killed in the process? |
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Threaten to set Wendylove loose on it. |
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Fine, but you're being the bait. Everyone knows dragons have a taste for Englishmen. They can smell the tea and crumpet crumbs. |
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Last edited by Half/Dreaming; 08-20-2007 at 11:43 PM.
Still can't WILD........
We feed them Irishmen |
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Well, a pint of guinness costs 3 shillings 'n 6-pence. |
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This still doesn't solve our problem. The dragon's bound to eat all the Irishmen and the Guiness inside, resulting in beer munchies. He'll just come back to the castle or the village below. |
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Still can't WILD........
I think he was volunteering. |
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Theres not enough Cubans to quench the dragon's thirst. Canada would work. Plenty of mountains to hide in. Plenty of Canadians with layers of Canadian blubber to shield them from the cold... |
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Cause an asteroid to hit the earth. Thus causing it inhabitable by all forms of life. Including dragons. |
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Or I could just come kick it's scaly ass into next year... |
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May I suggest one of the following products from our new summer catalog? We offer 30 days same as cash! |
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You get what you pay for. Do you want rid of the dragons or not? After all, can you honestly tell me you've seen one womp-rat since using our product? |
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Obviously, no one here has ever dealt with dragons before. |
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